The dumbest name on earth. The most ridiculous names in Russia for children

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What names do not call the parents of children! Loving mothers and fathers do not spare their own children, giving them strange, ridiculous, long and dissonant names. Surely, many children with such names have a hard life, but such is the will of their parents ... Of course, each person is unique and inimitable in his own way, each is exceptional in his own way, but is it necessary to emphasize the uniqueness of your child by choosing a rare and unusual name for him?

Many believe that yes, and give their children such names that it remains only to raise their hands: Zhuzha, Viagra, Tulip, Lettuce, Millionaire, Air traffic controller - all this real names registered in Russian registry offices over the past couple of years, and this is only a small part of the list. So, the list of residents of the Moscow region in 2009 was replenished with five unusual names: Genevieve, Cinderella, Spring, as well as Mark Antony and Milord.


In 2008, the following were registered: Sever, Dolphin, Wind and Angel. The girls were named Luna and Galavictoria. There was also Lettuce, Air Traffic Controller, Just a Hero. All of these babies received birth certificates. However, one child has been denied registration for many years in a row.
The parents of a boy named BOC rVF 260602 (Biological Object of a Human of the Voronin-Frolov family, born on June 26, 2002) cannot receive either a birth certificate or a medical policy for him. While the legal battle is going on, the boy with no name visits neither Kindergarten, no school.


In 2009, the registry office of the city of Pavlovsk, Voronezh region, issued a birth certificate to a girl named Russia Kitsenko.

It is noteworthy that this is not the first Russian woman with the name Russia: her namesake is growing in Nizhny Tagil - Russia Shramkova.

An unusual name is registered in the registry office of the city of Koroleva near Moscow - Viagra. Happy parents claim that they had as many as three reasons to name the child so: the beauty and originality of the name, the drug of the same name that contributed to the conception, and, finally, a long-standing love for the group " VIA Gra".

Giving unusual names to children in honor of heads of state and significant events was popular in times Soviet Union. For example: Arvil is the Army of V.I. Lenin, Artaka is the Artillery Academy, Bestrev - Beria is the guardian of the revolution, Waterpezhekosma is Valentina Tereshkova - the first woman cosmonaut, Vector - Great Communism triumphs, Vilan - V.I. Lenin and the Academy of Sciences , Vilorik - V. I. Lenin - the liberator of the workers and peasants, Vilyur - Vladimir Ilyich loves the Motherland, Vladlen - Vladimir Lenin, Volen - Lenin's Will, Dazdrasmygda - Long live the bond between town and country


Dazdraperma - Long live the first of May, Dotnara - Daughter of the working people, Izil - Fulfill the precepts of Ilyich, Kim - Communist Youth International, Tape - Lenin's labor army, Lorierik - Lenin, October Revolution, industrialization, electrification, radio and communism, Pofistal - The winner of fascism Joseph Stalin, Kukutsapol - Corn Queen of the Fields, Decree, Barricade, Bow, Idea, Sovdep, Tractor, Novomir, Purple, Energy, Disizara - Child, boldly follow the revolution, Zheldora - Railway, Pyatvchet - Five-Year Plan in four years, Uryuvkos (Ura, Jura in space), Perkosrak (First space rocket), Luigi (a) - Lenin died, but the ideas are alive ...


Not only in Russia, but also in China, unusual baby names are in vogue. Quite often, children are called names that symbolize some big events or slogans. Among the most common, names that in translation mean "Protect China", "Create a Nation", "Journey into Space", "Civilization". Parents name babies in memory of the victims of the devastating Sichuan earthquake - "Hope for Sichuan"

A lush set of names is not uncommon in Spain either. Few people know that the famous artist Pablo Picasso's full name is: Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomukeno Crispin Crispiano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz and Picasso - only 93 letters.

Some time ago, a family lived in France, deprived of the most ordinary ... surname. Instead, she "wore" a set of numbers - 1792. And four sons in this family bore the names of ... months of the year. Thus, in the passport and other documents it looked like this: January 1792, February 1792, March 1792 and April 1792. The last representative of this strange family, Mr March 1792, died in September 1904.

AT Latin America parents like to give their children exotic names. A quick scan of Venezuela's phone book reveals names like Taj Mahal Sanchez, Elvis Presley Gomez Morilo, Darwin Lenin Jimenez, and even Hitler Eufemio Mayora.

Among the "masterpieces" invented by the inhabitants of the province of Manabi are Super Strong Cement, Sports Cavalcade, Difficult Football Victory, Chicken Paw, International Conflict.

A baby lives in Sweden, to whom his parents gave an unusual but sonorous name - Oliver Google. His father, who has a PhD in search marketing, chose to name his child after his favorite search engine, Google.

The longest name in the world is an Indian named Brahmatra. It consists of 1478 letters, which are a series of names merged together. historical sites, names of famous diplomats, theologians, scientists, etc. It takes at least ten minutes to read it.

"Hello Two Kilograms of Rice!", "Hello Silver Dollar!" - something like this is how two residents of the Kandhmal district greet each other when they meet Indian state Orissa. This corner of India holds the championship in the most unusual names that parents invent for their children. Two kilograms of rice is a memory of a gift sent down by the state: it is this measure of rice that is given out by decision of the authorities for each child born.

One of the schools in Honolulu Hawaiian Islands enrolled youngest daughter the owner of one of the local restaurants. Her first and last name consist of 102 letters. Here they are: Napu Amo Hala She Ona Aneka Vehi Vehi Ona Khivea Nena Vawa Keho Onka Kahe Hea Leke Yea Ona Nei Nana Nia Keko Oa Oga Wan Ika Vanao, which translates as "many beautiful flowers of mountains and valleys begin to fill Hawaii in length and breadth with their fragrance." She was never included in the class magazine.

The Indian Brahmatra has a “competitor” - Miss S. Ellen Georgiana Ser-Lekken, (born in 1979, Montana, USA), and the first letter “C” in her name is just the beginning ... And then another 597 letters.

I must say that Americans are generally rich in inventions. The Jackson family from the city of Chicago branded their five children, naming them: Meningitis, Laryngitis, Appendicitis, Peritonitis, Tonsillitis.

There is a girl in the Hawaiian Islands, the daughter of the owner of one of the local restaurants. Her first and last name consist of 102 letters. Here they are: Napu-Amo-Hala-She-She-Aneka-Vekhi-Vekhi-She-Hivea-Nena-Wawa-Ke ho-Onka-Kahe-Hea-Leke-Ea-She-Ney-Nana-Nia-Keko- Oa-Oga-Wan-Ik a-Wanao. She was never included in the class magazine. In Russian, this means: "Many beautiful flowers of mountains and valleys begin to fill Hawaii in length and breadth with their fragrance."

An innocent baby is born. His parents give him a name that will accompany him to the gravestone. According to scientists, a person hears his name approximately 1.5 million times in his life!

Mystery of the name

The ancients gave the name of a person great value. They believed that character, inclinations, talents, health and further fate child. Therefore, sometimes the children were given the most strange names, which you can only imagine: Oak, Eagle, Snake, Lubomir, Chaste, He who brings good news, Bright, Like a lion and many others.

Modern astrologers represent a whole science of meaning and their influence on karma. They argue that a name can be both a blessing and a curse.

The hidden influence of a person's name on fate is also confirmed by scientists, explaining that it consists of sounds of a certain height that irritate significant areas of the brain, thus affecting both the bearer of the name and others. In addition, a certain color corresponds to the wavelength of sound vibrations, which means that the name is not black and white, but has a certain color, which also affects the character of its owner.

Unusual male names in the USSR

The strangest male names appeared during the Soviet era. In those years, ideology played a huge role, so patriotic parents abandoned the old philistine names. They marked their sons with neologisms born of the October Revolution, the successes of Soviet heroes, scientific discoveries, honorary professions: Potassium, Wolfram, Comrade, Median, Parovoz, Decembrist, Atheist, Tankman and others.

But the parents showed real creativity by inventing names as derivatives of slogans, revolutionary appeals, party leaders: Arvil (the army of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin), Vedlen (Lenin's great deeds), Kukutsapol (corn is the king of the fields), Vist (the historical power of labor is great), Villur (Vladimir Ilyich Lenin loved the Motherland), Papir (party pyramid), Vors (Voroshilov arrows) or Divide (Lenin's affairs are alive) and many others. The imagination of the people was inexhaustible!

Some of the strangest boy names even sound obscene. At modern people they call interesting associations: Vil (Vladimir Ilya Lenin), Constipation (for order), Pervsovstrat (the first Soviet stratospheric balloon), Thief (Great Pofivstal (the winner of the Nazis, Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin).

These strange names in the USSR were proudly worn by children. Over time, the pathos of the era subsided, but new generations still remained marked by history, which was already embodied in the unusual and sonorous patronymics of the children of those who were called, say, Osdvar (a special Far Eastern army) and Roblen (born to be Lenin).

Unusual female names in the USSR

They were awarded with sonorous names in the style of the era and girls. They were proudly named: Omega, Drezina, Iskra, Tractorina, Stalin, Artak (artillery academy), Velira (great worker), Lagshmivara (Schmidt's camp in the Arctic), Gertrud Diner (child of a new era) or another version of Doner (daughter of a new era) , Krarmiya (Red Army), Lapanalda (Papanin camp on an ice floe), Raytiya (district printing house), Bestrazheva (Beria - guard of the revolution) and others.

Somewhat uncomfortable for the modern ear sound female names 20s of the USSR - Dazdrasmyga (long live the bond between the city and the countryside) or as a variant Dazdraperma (long live the first of May) or Nixerha (Nikita Sergeevich Khrushchev).

I wonder how all these names sounded in a diminutive version?

There are many amazing male names in the world

There are fans of creativity in all countries of the world. The desire to stand out from the crowd, to pass for the original, to express themselves pushes parents to give the boys the strangest names:

Lennon - in honor of the famous John Lennon, he named his son Lazma Gellaher.

Gulliver is the name of G. Oldman's son.

Homer - in honor of the ancient Greek philosopher named the heir Richard Gere.

Dandelion is the name of the son of Keith Richards.

Blue Angel is a strange name given by Dave Evans to his boy.

Jet Plane is not a nickname, it is the legally registered name of John Travolta's son.

Ocean - decided that this name would make his son as strong as the ocean. By the way, the name of daddy is translated into Russian as "forest".

Pilot Inspector - such a name in honor of the hero of a famous song is a descendant of Jason Lee.

Hooray - optimistically and joyfully named his newborn son Alex James.

Baby - David Duchovny gave such an affectionate name to his son. But the son has grown up and reluctantly responds to him.

Interestingly, the strangest names in the world are given to their babies by star parents, while among the rest, traditional names are popular - Jack, Sam, Nick, Tom and William.

Women's names of the world, causing surprise and even bewilderment

Little Trixie is the name of Bob Geldof's daughter.

Apple - named their beauty and Gwyneth Paltrow.

Hazelnut - implied something Julia Roberts giving such an original name to his daughter.

Honey Blossom is the name given to his little princess by Bob Geldof.

Bell-Madonna - Jerry Halliwell called her daughter this unusual double name.

The Goddess of Love names her heiress Lil Mo.

Heavenly - Michael Hutchence named his daughter in the spirit of the American Indians.

Ireland is Alec Baldwin's heiress.

Far from all the strangest female names in the world are listed. Original parents christen their children with names celestial bodies, cities, states and countries, book, movie and cartoon characters, names of flowers, trees and animals.

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These are really the strangest names!

The longest name on the planet consists of almost 1500 letters. It takes 10 minutes to read it. Prior to this, the longest name belonged to an American and consisted of 598 letters.

The name of a schoolgirl in Hawaii from 102 letters could not be recorded in the classroom journal.

The well-known Picasso lost. His full name consists of only 93 letters!

The American Jackson family loves their children very much. That's probably why they gave them the names Tonsillitis, Laryngitis, Meningitis, Appendicitis, and Peritonitis.

Another couple named their daughters Wu, Gu, Mu.

The ideological Jennifer Thornburg at the age of 19 took the name "Put an End to Anatomy".

The strangest names in Russia

Officially, from 2009 to 2012, which the Russians gave to their offspring were registered:

Boys: Azar, Andres, Aristarkh, Garib, Gus, Mahmudahmadinejad, Prahlada (yes, that's what the boy was called), Cassper Beloved, Luke-and-Happiness, Arkhip-Ural, Hero, Aladdin, Ogneslav.

Girls: Russia, Zhuzha, twins Zita and Gita, Viagra, Privatization, Angel-Maria, Princess, Queen, Juno, Joy, Fun, Almaza, Brilliantina.

The right choice of name

The vanity of parents can turn into serious problems for the child in life. A child can become an outcast among peers, resulting in all sorts of complexes, nervous breakdowns. All this imposes a great responsibility on parents who choose a name for their baby.

Psychologists advise:

Take into account the sound of the name along with the patronymic.

Do not give obligatory names to children: Count, Strongman, Beauty, etc.

Do not name children after their favorite characters. The name Harry Potter or Monster High is unlikely to appeal to an adult child.

It is undesirable to give children the names of historical figures. Such names as Napoleon or Pinochet may not be very loyally received by society.

Abroad, there is a linguistic name verification service. Specialists check that the planned name for the child sounds worthy in other languages ​​of the world.

It turned out that some parents prefer their child to be called Ocean, Summerset, or Ogneslav. Other originals named their children Yeremey the Patron and Luka Schastya. It is also worth noting that now in Russia there is a child named Joy.

The list includes a little over a hundred names. Among them are Hitler, the Messiah, Lucifer, the Judge. In addition, New Zealand authorities have recorded that some parents give their children names consisting of only one letter or number. Such names are also banned.

The most high-profile case of naming a child with a stupid name occurred in New Zealand in 2008. Then some parents named their son Bus Stop with Roof #16.

Participating in the choice of a name for his yet unborn nephew, American Mike Affinito suggested naming the child after the main villain from the famous movie "Transformers" - Megatron. At the same time, his sister agreed to such a sophistication with a name, but with a certain condition - if this idea is supported by a million people from the well-known social network Facebook.
It took the future uncle of Megatron only 2 dozen days to collect the required number of votes. As a result, his sister, after a bet, agreed to give the child this name.
It is reported that as a result, the child will receive 2 names, one - Megatron, and the other - faded Megan or Ben. The first will fit into all documents, including driver license and the second is used in everyday life.

Jennifer Thornburg, a resident of North Carolina, changed her name to an Internet address for ideological reasons. Now 19 year old is called CutoutDissection.com

So, in Sweden there lives a boy named Oliver Google. His father, who has a Ph.D. in search marketing, decided to name his child after his favorite search engine.

Among the most bizarre names given to the children of the stars, for example, is the daughter of American rock musician Frank Zappa, whom the legendary dad, in a fit of inspiration, named Moon Unit (Moon Satellite).

The daughter of Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow and vocalist of the British band Coldplay Chris Martin is called Apple - Apple.

Rolling's son Keith Richards has a strange name, his name is Dandelion - Dandelion.

In the registry office of the city of Korolev near Moscow, an unusual name is registered - Viagra. Happy parents - the driver Nikolai and the housewife Anastasia explain their choice by three reasons. The first of them is the beauty and originality of the name, the second is that the drug of the same name contributed to the long-awaited conception of a child, and the third reason is a long-standing love for the VIA Gra group.

After the Russian national football team reached the semi-finals of Euro 2008, in honor of the head coach of the national team Guus Hiddink, a newborn child in the village of Bolotnoye, Novosibirsk Region, was named Gus Evgenievich Gorodnikov. And in the city of Artemovsky, Sverdlovsk region, on Sunday night after the end of the Russia-Holland match, Gus Vyacheslavovich Khmelev was born.

But there were also Dazvemir - "Long live the world revolution", Dotnara - "Daughter of the working people", Lengenmir - "Lenin - the genius of the world", Leninid - "Lenin's ideas", Lorierik - "Lenin, the October Revolution, Industrialization, Electrification, Radiofication and Communism", Leundezh - "Lenin died, but his cause lives on", Pofistal - "The winner of fascism Joseph Stalin", Pyatvchet - "Five-year plan in four years!", Uryurvkos - "Hurrah, Yura in space!", Perkosrak - " The first space rocket" and many others

An Indian named Brahmatra has the longest given name in the world. It consists of 1478 letters. It takes at least ten minutes to read it. It is a series of merged names of historical places, the names of famous diplomats, theologians, scientists and God knows what else. This name has not yet been read by anyone ...

Do you not like your first or last name, because of which you are teased at school, college or at work? Come on! Say better thank you that ... your name is not Radnaasumbereliin Gonchigdorj, as one student of Novosibirsk state university who arrived on exchange from Mongolia. Although that's really who was not lucky, so it's his poor teachers. And also to the head of the group - can you imagine how such a name was to be entered into magazines and statements ?!

And in Nizhny Tagil, parents named their daughter, who was born on Independence Day, briefly and clearly - Russia.

It's not a secret for anyone that after the Great October Socialist Revolution, the names "synthesized" from various communist slogans and concepts entered the everyday life of the Soviet people. Of course, Dazdrapermami(short for "Long live the First of May!") and Vladlenami(“Vladimir Lenin”) we are unlikely to surprise anyone today, but here Waterpagecosmos("Valentina Tereshkova - the first female cosmonaut"), Kukutsapol(“Corn is the queen of the fields”), Lagshmiwara("Camp Schmidt in the Arctic"), Chelnaldin(a)("Chelyuskin on an ice floe"), will please many. Especially the "carriers" themselves and their unfortunate children ...
But there were also Dazworld"Long live the world revolution" Dotnara- "Daughter of the working people", Lengenmeer- “Lenin is the genius of the world”, Leninid- "Lenin's ideas", Lorieric- "Lenin, the October Revolution, Industrialization, Electrification, Radiofication and Communism», Leungezh“Lenin is dead, but his cause lives on” Pofistal- "The winner of fascism, Joseph Stalin", Friday- "Five years - four years!", Uryurvkos- "Hurrah, Yura in space!", perkosrak- "The first space rocket" and many, many others - it would take too much space to list everything.

Here are some other great names. "Hello, two kilos of rice!", "Hi, silver Dollar!" - this is how two residents of the Kandhmal district in the Indian state of Orissa greet each other when they meet. This corner of India holds the championship in the most unusual names that parents invent for their children. Local tribes call their children either the Bear or the Elephant, but such names have not been considered something out of the ordinary for a long time. Another thing is when walking down the street Two kilograms of rice is a memory of a gift sent down by the state: it is this measure of rice that is given out by decision of the authorities for each child born. There is in the villages of Kandkhmala and a guy named I love potatoes.

The longest name in the world was mentioned above. And Miss is no match for Brahmatra S. Ellen Georgiana Ser-Lekken who was born in 1979 in Montana, USA. The first letter C is the beginning of her name, which consists of "only" 598 letters. Relatives call her Snowal or simply Oli. Well, the census takers, apparently, even simpler: “Oh, Lord! She again!

In the Hawaiian Islands, the youngest daughter of the owner of one of the local restaurants entered one of the schools in the city of Honolulu. Her first and last name consist of 102 letters. Here they are: Napu Amo Hala She She Aneka Vehi Vehi She Hivea Nena Vawa Keho Onka Kahe Hea Leke Ea She Nei Nana Nia Keko Oa Oga Wan Ika Vanao. She was never included in the class magazine. In Russian, this means: "Numerous beautiful flowers of mountains and valleys begin to fill Hawaii in length and width with their fragrance."

But not only people are so pretentiously called by their excessively original parents. So, the inhabitants of a small but very proud Welsh village in 1870 named their settlement Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery so that no "damn Englishman" could say it. The villagers themselves - and there are 3,400 of them - easily pronounce this word, which, by the way, sounds quite good. And in Russian it means "Church of St. Mary in the thickets of white hazel next to a fast whirlpool near the church of St. Taisilio and the red cave."

Something similar exists in New Zealand. The name of one of the cities of this country in Russian transcription sounds like Thaumatahuakatangiangakoauauo tamateapocaiuenuakitanatahu. Translated from the language of the Maori, the indigenous people of New Zealand, this means "The summit where Tamatea Pokai Uenua played the flute of his beloved."

The well-known Bangkok - the capital of Thailand - is actually not Bangkok at all. So it was named for you and me, so that we would not break our tongues about its real name - Krungtep Maha Nakorn Amon Rattanakosin Mahanindra Ayutthaya Mahadilok Pop Noprarat Ratchatani Burirom Udomratnivet Mahasatan Amonpiman Avatansatip Sapkakatiya Wisanukkampasit. Not surprisingly, Bangkok is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the city with the longest name.

Let's get back to human names. Psychologist John Trein has prepared a book of the most awkward titles some Americans suffer from. For example, the May family from New Orleans chose names for their daughters: Mu, Wu, Gu. And the Jackson family from the city of Chicago branded their five children, naming them: Meningitis, Laryngitis, Appendicitis, Peritonitis, Tonsillitis.

The famous artist Pablo Picasso is known to everyone. But not everyone knows the full set of his first and last names. So find out: Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomukeno Crispin Crispiano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz and Picasso. There are 93 letters in his first and last name. After all, Picasso is a Spaniard, and in Spain such a magnificent set of names is not at all uncommon.

Some time ago, a family lived in France, deprived of the most ordinary ... surname. Instead, she "wore" a set of numbers - 1792. And four sons in this family bore the names of ... months of the year. Thus, in the passport and other documents it looked like this: January 1792, February 1792, March 1792 and April 1792. The last representative of this strange family, "Mr March 1792", died in September 1904.

It seems that after all of the above, a girl named Princess Diana and a boy baptized by Hamlet, who were born in Kharkov in 1998, will seem to you just a small innocent prank of their parents. And what - after all, normal names! Compared to "Two Kilograms of Rice"...

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