The most stupid male names. Male and female names

Technique and Internet 21.08.2019

The name is given to the child once. Of course, in the future you can change it, but this leads to unnecessary hassle and bureaucracy at its worst. Therefore, you should choose the name of your unborn child very carefully. We live in a society. Your baby will grow up, go to kindergarten, then to school, institute. And there, his peers will not miss the opportunity to play a trick on your choice.

My husband flatly refuses to call his daughter Lada. She says that she will be called Zhiguli.

I completely agree with your husband. When I hear the name Lada, I immediately remember the slogan of this monster of the automotive industry: “Lada is what you need!”.

Can't stand the name Lisa though full name, Elizabeth, I like it very much. When I hear “Lisa”, “Lisa is a sucker” or something worse, like the slippery green ghost Lizun from the Ghostbusters, immediately come to mind. Or it seems that this is a woman who licks everything.

The most terrible name, in my opinion, Tolik the alcoholic.

My name is Valeria and I really like my name. But at school they got Valerian to call them names!

How much we have divorced Mash, Kat, Dash, Sash, An ... Where do not spit!

In my opinion, Aglaya, Ustinya, Evdokia should sink into oblivion. These names are suitable only for strong women who castrate bulls. And Taisiya is very similar to the hissing of a snake: a-issi-ah-ah-ah.

When I hear Dima, Volodya, Volodya, Vladik, Lodya, Volka, I immediately remember dudes from the sixties. Sounds great!

And I really like the name Miron. Goes well with a Russian surname! Although there is also a teaser, about a crow.

My name is Victorina, this old Slavic name is almost forgotten, it is now used only for games with questions (since 1960). It takes a lot of work to accustom others to the fact that I am not Victoria.

I don’t like the name Denis, and I have no luck with them. Some of them are strange. And what is the patronymic - Denisovich / Denisovna! And the teaser "Denis-n * nis" is generally a quiet horror.

Sophia - I like it very much, but the girl will not be called by her full name all the time. And Sofa or Sonya are very dumb names, it seems to me.

I have in primary school Stepan was a classmate. Such an incorrigible stupid double. After him, I unwittingly consider all Stepanov stupid. And here is Stefan - very likes.

Well... What can I say... I'm just lucky to meet people with strange names. My brother is Vasily, i.e. Vasya, Vaska, Vasyl. Nephew - Osip. The children of a friend are Flor and Lavr. Quiet horror…

My name is Olya and I'm terribly fed up with the fact that Olya is a dime a dozen around. Everyone wanted to have an unusual melodic name, like my friend Zhanna, for example. Once I met a guy, and he says to me: "Today is Olya's day - you are already the fourth Olya today."

Of course, every opinion about a particular name is subjective. We like some names, because our favorite hero has the same name, handsome, smart, and in general. Others are disliked because they make us remember unpleasant people we would like to forget. It is vowel to remember that in choosing a name for a child, one should not succumb to momentary fashion or a funny idea. It is worth weighing whether your child will appreciate this joke, and whether the chosen name will bring him unnecessary disappointment.

Both foreigners and stars are original

This year, more than 101 thousand babies were born in the capital, in the past 134.5 thousand, in 2011 - 125 thousand. Most often, parents chose such names for their sons as Artem, Alexander, Maxim, Ivan, Mikhail, and for girls - Sofia (Sofya), Maria, Anastasia, Daria, Anna. But from year to year there are also parents who want their heirs to bear a name that no one will certainly have. The list of the most original names was compiled by Rossiyskaya Gazeta.

In Moscow, the boys were called Dmitry-Amethyst, Matvey-Rainbow, Nikolai-Nikita-Nil, Count, Dar, Ivan-Kolovrat, Mercury, Kantogor-Egor, March, Christamrirados, Prince, Prince, Cosmos, Angel, Wind, Will, Dolphin, Yaroslav-Lyutobor, Ilya Bogodar, Casper Beloved, Arkhip-Ural, Jeremy Patron, Kit, Luke-Happiness, Summerset Ocean, Monono Nikita, Ogneslav, Buddha-Alexander, Master, Peace.

The girls were given the following non-trivial names: Pleasure, Polina-Polina, Golub, April, Cherry, India, Princess Daniella, Rosiyana, Russia, Zarya-Zaryanitsa, Moon, Lyalya, Angel Maria, Lunalika, Princess Angelina, Alyosha-Kaprina, Oceana, Joy , Alena-Flower, Dolphin, Fox, Radostina, Sofia-Sun.

According to the head of the Moscow registry office, most often an exotic name is expecting a child in a family where one of the parents is a foreigner.

Residents of the Moscow region are less inventive with non-standard names. So, according to the statistics of the last three years in the Moscow region, the boys were called: Anikey, Ion, Ermak, Lukilianne, Joan, Altair, Andre, Prince, Yakub, Jason, Julius, Daniel. Girls: Zemfira, Cassandra, Esther, Zabava, Kupava, Ustina, Avdotya, Consuelo, Birch, Cassiopeia, Madonna, Roksolana, Raspberry, Mercedes, Bagheera.

Registered in the registry office of the town of Korolev near Moscow unusual name- Viagra. Happy parents, driver Nikolay and housewife Anastasia, explain their choice by three reasons. The first of them is the beauty and originality of the name, the second - the drug of the same name contributed to the long-awaited conception of a child, and the third reason is a long-standing love for the VIA Gra group.

In the Russian registry offices in the last three years, such names as Zhuzha, Tulip, Salad Lettuce, Millionera, Air traffic controller have been registered.

According to the American pension fund, every year hundreds and thousands of children with unusual names are registered in the USA: Eros, Charisma, Lancelot, Lexus, Fantasy and even the Messiah. Thus, over the past two years, more than 1,000 Messiahs have been registered.

After the October Revolution in Soviet Russia it was fashionable for children to give the most unimaginable names. In the dictionary of Russian personal names, the author of which is Nikandr Petrovsky, you can find the following popular names of that era: Electrification, Revolution, Decree, Bow, Tractor, Algebrina, Turbine, Diesel, Railcar.

It used to be that the girls were called Dazdraperma (from the slogan “Long live the First of May”), Revdit - (“Child of the Revolution”), Pofistal - (“Victor of Fascism Joseph Stalin”) and even Perkosrak (“First space rocket»).

But among the strange revolutionary names there were those that then took root and they were called babies for a long time afterwards. For example, Vladlen (abbreviated as Vladimir Lenin), Ninel (the same Lenin, only in reverse), Kim (Communist International of Youth).

In the family of football player David Beckham, one of the children was named Brooklyn in honor of the New York area. American rock musician Frank Zappa named his daughter Lunar Sputnik. The daughter of the famous film actress Gwyneth Paltrow received the uncomplicated name Apple, and David Bowie christened his son Zoe: it seemed to the singer a good consonance - Zoe Bowie. By the way, the son did not appreciate the violent creative fantasy your parent. Growing up, he replaced Zoey with a neutral Joe, which, they say, greatly upset his father.

Other Hollywood celebrities were no less original. Today, among the star children, there are such names as Dandelion (Dandelion), Pitches (Peach), Pixie (Fairy) and even Fifi Trixibel - a combination of sounds that cannot be translated.

The longest name in the world is an Indian named Brahmatra. It consists of 1478 letters, which are a series of names merged together. historical sites, names of famous diplomats, theologians, scientists, etc. It takes at least ten minutes to read it.

Compared to him, the full name of Miss S. Ellen Georgiana Ser-Lekken from Montana in the USA is mere trifles, only 598 letters. A lush set of names is not uncommon in Spain either. The famous artist Pablo Picasso's full name was Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomukeno Crispin Crispiano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz and Picasso.

And in France there lived a family deprived of a surname. Instead, she wore a set of numbers - 1792. And four sons in this family bore the names of the months of the year. Thus, in the passport and other documents it looked like this: January 1792, February 1792, March 1792 and April 1792. The last representative of this strange family, Mr March 1792, died in September 1904.

Names are very different - beautiful, long, short, unremarkable. They all have their own meaning and history of origin. And there are actually stupid, funny and funny.))
It turned out that some parents prefer their child to be called Ocean, Summerset or Ogneslav. Other originals named their children Jeremy the Patron, Genevieve, Cinderella, Spring, as well as Mark Antony, Milord, Luke and Happiness. It is also worth noting that now in Russia there is a child named Joy.

The registry offices of New Zealand have compiled a list of names that can no longer be given to children in this country.
Just over a hundred names appear on the list. Among them - Hitler, Messiah, Lucifer, Judge. In addition, New Zealand authorities have recorded that some parents give their children names consisting of only one letter or number. Such names are also banned.

Participating in the choice of a name for his unborn nephew, American Mike Affinito suggested naming the child after the main villain from the famous movie "Transformers" - Megatron. At the same time, his sister agreed to such a sophistication with a name, but with a certain condition - if this idea is supported by a million people from the well-known social network Facebook.
It took the future uncle of Megatron only 2 dozen days to collect the required number of votes. As a result, his sister, after a bet, agreed to give the child this name.
It is reported that as a result, the child will receive 2 names, one - Megatron, and the other - faded Megan or Ben. The first will fit into all documents, including driver license and the second is used in everyday life.

Jennifer Thornburg, a resident of North Carolina, changed her name to an Internet address for ideological reasons. Now the 19 year old girl's name is cutoutdissection.com

So, in Sweden there lives a boy named Oliver Google. His father, who has a Ph.D. in search marketing, decided to name his child after his favorite search engine.

Among the most bizarre names given to the children of the stars, for example, is the daughter of American rock musician Frank Zappa, whom the legendary dad, in a fit of inspiration, named Moon Unit ( Lunar Satellite).

The daughter of Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow and vocalist of the British band Coldplay Chris Martin is called Apple - Apple.

Rolling's son Keith Richards has a strange name, his name is Dandelion - Dandelion.

An unusual name is registered in the registry office of the city of Koroleva near Moscow - Viagra. Happy parents - the driver Nikolay and the housewife Anastasia explain their choice by three reasons. The first of them is the beauty and originality of the name, the second - the drug of the same name contributed to the long-awaited conception of a child, and the third reason is a long-standing love for the VIA Gra group.

After the Russian national football team reached the semi-finals of Euro 2008, a newborn child was named in honor of the head coach of the national team Guus Hiddink in the village of Bolotnoye, Novosibirsk Region - Gus Evgenievich Gorodnikov. And in the city of Artemovsky, Sverdlovsk region, on Sunday night after the end of the Russia-Holland match, Gus Vyacheslavovich Khmelev was born.

But there were also Dazvemir - "Long live the world revolution", Dotnara - "Daughter of the working people", Lengenmir - "Lenin - the genius of the world", Leninid - "Lenin's ideas", Lorierik - "Lenin, the October Revolution, Industrialization, Electrification, Radiofication and Communism", Leundezh - "Lenin is dead, but his cause lives on", Pofistal - "The winner of fascism, Joseph Stalin", Pyatvchet - "Five-year plan in four years!", Uryurvkos - "Hurray, Yura in space!", Perkosrak - The first space rocket" and many others.

Every parent wants their child to be something special. And what can better emphasize this very feature, if not a name? So every year children with a variety of strange names appear in Russia. Fortunately, the flight of parental fantasy has recently been restrained by a presidential decree of May 1, 2017, which prohibits the use of numbers, symbols, obscene language, job title or title in the name.

There was an assumption that compound names, as well as abbreviated names, would also be banned. However, the legislators did not "tighten the screws" and, since many such names have entered into practice, they left this situation as it is.

10. State of mind

Opens the list of the most unusual names in Russia female name Joy. Loving parents gave their daughter one of the most beautiful and unusual female names. Interestingly, in neighboring Slavic countries female names with the root - glad - are often found and do not surprise anyone. Joy has "sisters": Delight, Golub, and "brother" Gift. All these names were once common in the past, but are now forgotten.

At the same time, the names Vera, Love, Hope are still found (although not very popular) and do not cause surprise, but they also denote feelings.

However, there are parents who, in an effort to name the child more original, do not stop at just one expression emotional state. In 2010, employees of one of the capital's registry offices had to register a boy with the name Luka-Happiness Summerset Ocean.

9. What I see - I sing about

Sometimes parents look to the world around them for inspiration. Some options are quite euphonious, for example, Angara, Yenisei, Moon, April.

Whale, Ocean and Oceana look more exotic, but the construction “common name” plus “geographical object” looks very strange, for example, Arkhip-Ural.

Women's names sound beautiful and even affectionate Sofia-Sun and Zarya-Zaryanitsa.

But there are also the names of Russian children, in which the names of foreign rivers are used. In 2000, a baby was born, who was given the name Nikolay-Nikita-Nil.

8. For inspiration - to nature

And if there are not enough geographical objects, plants and animals are used. In the name of Rose, you can hardly surprise anyone now, because there are options that are much rarer.

popular name Dolphin- It is present in both male and female versions. There is also Fox, Panda, Iris, Cherry, Tulip and even (one of the strangest male names) lettuce. How a person with such an exotic name would have to live in the future, the parents did not seem to think.

7. The power of numbers

If you take the most common name and double it, then suddenly something bright and even, let's not be afraid of this word, exotic appears in this name. Apparently, such thoughts were guided by the parents who gave their daughter the name Polina-Polina. After all, one Polina is so boring! And two is much better.

Or here Sasha-Alexander also a good option. Suddenly, someone from the first time will not guess that there is a boy in front of him, so the middle name will immediately clarify this.

6. You can’t forbid living beautifully

Well, how not to give the child the most unusual name for a girl, embodying all the longing of parents for a luxury that is inaccessible to them? That's how they come into being Princess Daniella and her sisters in spirit, Princess Angelina and Alice Nefertiti. You can also hint at the future successes of the child by calling him simply Millionaire, Graph, Prince or Prince.

Parents are more modestly limited to adding something original to the usual name - of course, through a hyphen, because everyone knows that double names are more beautiful than ordinary ones. For example, Dmitry-Amethyst, Matvey-Rainbow or Alena-Flower.

5. Unconventional values

It's nice to have a little supernatural creature next to you in the stroller (even if it's still wet diapers and drooling). Starting from the Angel and Seraphim and ending with the whole Buddha-Alexander.

But the Permian couple Menshikovs, belonging to the sect of Satanists, did an even worse number, and named their son Lucifer. When the registry office workers tried to dissuade the parents from their venture, they explained that Lucifer is "a symbol of self-sufficiency, protest." It encourages individuality, which means the name carries a positive meaning.

So far, Lucifer Konstantinovich does not show a demonic nature in anything. Like mere mortals, he cut teeth, not fangs, no horns, and happy parents stood in line for kindergarten.

The couple recently had a second baby. At first they wanted to call him Lestat, in honor of one of the book vampires, but then they called him simpler, Voldemar.

4. Interests and hobbies

Parental interests are another source of the strangest baby names. Recently, in the registry office of one of the cities near Moscow, parents wished to give their daughter a name Viagra. The reason is old and mutual love to this group.

And there are babies in Russia Jazz and Chelsea. It’s immediately clear what parents are fond of, right?

3. There is never too much patriotism

It happens that patriotic enthusiasm so oppresses the chest that one wants to pour it out on everyone who falls under the arm. So in 2014, a girl with the name Russia. At the same time, even the wife dissuaded her husband from such a decision, but he remained firm.

There is also a boy Crimea and girl Syria. And even Tagil and Sevastopol.

Crimea was named in honor of the reunification of the peninsula of the same name with Russia. His parents affectionately call him Krymchik, Krymushka, and sometimes Crimea is ours.

The name Tagil is given in honor of the city in which the child was born. The registry office staff asked the father to think, but he was adamant. He stated that the word "tagil" in translation from Mansi means "a lot of water." How this will help the boy in the future is still unclear.

Here's what the parents did Sevastopol- We do not know. Perhaps they were inspired by the same motive as the parents of the Crimea.

2. Have an idea

Muscovite intellectuals have already distinguished themselves here, wishing to name their son BOC rVF 260602. This scary-looking abbreviation is deciphered simply: “ biological object "man" of the Voronin-Frolov family, born on June 26, 2002».

The name is not simple, but ideological, arising from the father's love for science fiction and robots. Ordinary names, in his opinion, slow down progress, but the name of his child is fully consistent with the high idea of ​​​​the development of science and technology.

True, in the registry office the people turned out to be dark and did not register the child with that name. Therefore, the parents had to issue an international passport for him. Anyone can get it, and a document called the "passport of a citizen of the world" is issued by the non-profit organization World Service Authority. Her office is in Washington.

After reaching the age of 14, the child will most likely be recorded in the passport as Boch Frolov. For parents, this is a forced formality, and the son is already used to such an abbreviation of his very long “robotic” name.

1. International environment

And the list of the strangest names of children in Russia is crowned with political names. The popularity of the current Russian leader made some parents want to name their offspring ... no, not Vladimir Vladimirovich, but Putin. Just Putin.

Putin recently got a brother Shoigu and soul sister Medmiya(short for Dmitry Medvedev).

Other parents of the same mindset do not dare to aim at the great, preferring to name their children after political events. So they were registered Vyborina and Shosina(from SCO - Shanghai Organization cooperation) - certainly one of the most unusual female names on the territory of the Russian Federation.

Fortunately, any person who has become a "victim" of the creativity of their parents has the opportunity to change the name to a more "boring", but familiar to the hearing of others. To change your name yourself, you must be at least 14 years of age and (with written permission from your parents) contact your local registry office. They will tell you how to write an application for a name change and what documents you will need to collect for this. And after the age of 18, written permission from the parents is not required to change the name.

According to the Moscow registry office, Alexander is the leader among the most popular male names in 2017. The name Mikhail is a little less popular, and Artem closes the top three.

As for the most popular names for girls, the top three have remained unchanged since 2015. The first line is occupied by the name Sofia, the second belongs to the name Maria, and the third is Anna.

Jennifer Thornburg, a resident of North Carolina, changed her name to an Internet address for ideological reasons. Now the 19-year-old girl is called CutoutDissection.com – “put an end to dissection”.
So, in Sweden there lives a boy named Oliver Google. His father, who has a Ph.D. in search marketing, decided to name his child after his favorite search engine.
Surname of 102 letters
In Spain this year it was decided to hold the first ever
This is all due to the fact that in the early years of the 19th century, when Huerta del Rey was a tiny village, it was customary to transfer his name to the youngest at the death of the eldest child in the family, and so on ad infinitum ... As a result, a lot of namesakes appeared.
The secretary of the local government decided to carry out a reform in order to avoid confusion, including in the transfer of inheritance rights, inventory of property and delivery of correspondence. Therefore, in birth certificates, he began to assign names to children from ancient martyrologies. There was no more confusion, but the namesakes of citizens and senators flooded the village ancient rome. The population of Huerta del Rey is 900 people, the names of three hundred of them are not familiar to Spain - Sicily, Geronides, Burgundonfora or Philogony. “Our district may well become a reference for any study of the etymology of rare names,” says José Angel Sebastiano, the initiator of the forum.
A lush set of names is not uncommon in Spain either. Few people know that the famous artist Pablo Picasso's full name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuseno Maria de los Remedios Crispin Crispignano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz and Picasso.
The title of the area where the inhabitants are given the most unusual names, with the village of Huerta del Rey, disputes the Kandhmal district in India. Its inhabitants greet each other like this: “Hello, Two kilos of rice!” or “Hello, Silver dollar!”. There is also a guy named “I love potatoes”.
By the way, the longest name in the world is an Indian named Brahmatra. It consists of 1478 letters, which are a series of merged names of historical places, the names of famous diplomats, theologians, scientists, etc. It takes at least ten minutes to read it.
By comparison, the full name of Miss S. Ellen Georgiana Ser-Lekken from Montana in the United States is very short. The first letter C is the beginning of the name, which consists of only 598 letters. But relatives still call her Snowle or simply Oli for short.
And in one of the schools in the city of Honolulu on Hawaiian Islands enrolled youngest daughter the owner of one of the local restaurants. Her first and last name consist of 102 letters. The name Napu Amo Hala Ona Ona Aneka Vehi Vehi Ona Hivea Nena Vawa Keho Onka Kahe Hea Leke Ea Ona Nei Nana Nia Keko Oa Oga Wan Ika Wanao translates as “many beautiful flowers of mountains and valleys begin to fill Hawaii in length and breadth with their fragrance.” She was never included in the class magazine.
Psychologist John Trein gives examples of the most awkward names among Americans. So, the May family from New Orleans chose names for their daughters: Mu, Wu, Gu. And the Jackson family from the city of Chicago named the children Meningitis, Laryngitis, Appendicitis, Peritonitis and Tonsillitis.
AT Latin America parents like to give their children exotic names. A quick scan of Venezuela's phone book reveals names like Taj Mahal Sanchez, Elvis Presley Gomez Morilo, Darwin Lenin Jimenez, and even Hitler Eufemio Mayora.
In Ecuador, the Civil Registry even refuses to issue documents to individuals with extravagant or offensive names. Among the "masterpieces" invented by the inhabitants of the province of Manabi, where there are especially many such Ecuadorians, there are Superstrong Cement, Sports Cavalcade, Difficult Football Victory, Chicken Paw and International Conflict.
However, some with a name are even less lucky - two hundred years ago, a family lived in France, completely devoid of a surname. Instead, she was called a set of numbers - 1792. And four sons in this family bore the names of the months of the year. In the passport and other documents it looked like this: January 1792, February 1792, March 1792 and April 1792. The last representative of this strange family, Mr March 1792, died in September 1904.
Birthday Ur
Among the most bizarre names given to the children of the stars, for example, is the daughter of American rock musician Frank Zappa, whom the legendary dad, in a fit of inspiration, named Moon Unit (Moon Satellite).
The daughter of Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow and vocalist of the British band Coldplay Chris Martin is called Apple - Apple. Perhaps in honor of the Beatles record label, or maybe New York, which is also called the Big Apple. Geronimo - the name can be translated as an exclamation "Hurrah!" - the son of the bass guitarist of the British four Blur Alex James, Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily - heavenly tiger lily - only daughter INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence and TV presenter Paula Yates. Rolling's son Keith Richards has a strange name, his name is Dandelion - Dandelion.
Bono's (U2) son's name is Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q, which is untranslatable Irish folklore. And the child of the U2 guitarist is called Blue Angel, which means "blue angel" in translation. Victoria and David Beckham named their first child Brooklyn after the place where he was conceived.
So called
But there were also Dazvemir - "Long live the world revolution", Dotnara - "Daughter of the working people", Lengenmir - "Lenin - the genius of the world", Leninid - "Lenin's ideas", Lorierik - "Lenin, the October Revolution, Industrialization, Electrification, Radiofication and Communism", Leundezh - "Lenin is dead, but his cause lives on", Pofistal - "The winner of fascism, Joseph Stalin", Pyatvchet - "Five-year plan in four years!", Uryurvkos - "Hurray, Yura in space!", Perkosrak - The first space rocket" and many others.
New realities - new names. In Nizhny Tagil, parents named their daughter, who was born in 2002 on Independence Day, briefly and clearly - Russia. Another couple from this city named their daughter Privatization.
In the registry office of the city of Korolev near Moscow, an unusual name is registered - Viagra. Happy parents - the driver Nikolay and the housewife Anastasia explain their choice by three reasons. The first of them is the beauty and originality of the name, the second - the drug of the same name contributed to the long-awaited conception of a child, and the third reason is a long-standing love for the VIA Gra group.
And this year, the list of Russian names was replenished with one more, when in June Gusomania swept Russia. After the Russian national football team reached the semi-finals of Euro 2008, a newborn child was named in honor of the head coach of the national team Guus Hiddink in the village of Bolotnoye, Novosibirsk Region - in seven years, Gus Evgenievich Gorodnikov will go to one of the local schools. And in the city of Artemovsky, Sverdlovsk region, on Sunday night after the end of the Russia-Holland match, Gus Vyacheslavovich Khmelev was born.

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