Zadornov about the meaning of words in Russian. Mikhail Zadornov: "Russian words are commandments!"

The Russian language has secrets that are not even in such a rich language as English.

By the way, the word "rich" / I once said on television / in contrast to the same English, in our language comes from the word " God". That is, in whom there is a lot of God, he is rich! And in whom there is little God, trouble awaits him, he is poor.

Unfortunately, we no longer hear our native language.

Thanks- God bless.

Hello- I wish you good health.

In the same English words that fill our language today, there is no this second, spiritual, meaning.

Goodbye- I forgive you.

Happiness- complicity. The wisest word explains how to become happy. Participate, help others, and you will live a happy life!

Many Russian words are filled with divine meaning, which we do not notice today in the hustle and bustle: Heaven- not demons. Abode of God!

And the word " Bogatyr" is formed from two words - " God" and " rubbing". That's just "poking" in Old Russian meant " carry". It's later" carry" and " steal merged into one process. So that " hero"In those distant times, when this word was born, it meant - carrying God!" And the one who pumped up muscles is not a hero, but simply " jock»!

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Where did this language come from, the words of which are filled with the divine essence?

Once upon a time - more precisely, a long time ago, in the north of the present Russia lived amazing and very ancient people. Why in the north? Because the Earth's climate was different. And in the north It was warm.

No ornithologist today can explain why birds flying nowadays on North hatch chicks. Genetic memory of those times! They still think it's warmer there. And then everyone wonders where they got flu? Scientists themselves would try to give birth among icebergs! Would have sneezed!

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So it used to be warm in the north. And the people who lived there called themselves arias. « Ar' meant earth. Their main occupation was to plow. According to ancient - arat"! Hitler fucked up the word "Aryan". "Aryan" - a farmer, not an SS man!

The Aryans had a language, many words of which are still preserved in our language, but we have ceased to hear their original meaning. For example:

Dawn- behind the ground.

Barn- warehouse on the ground.

Caravan- walking on the ground.

Hence and English word « car" - car.

Tsar- “tse” is, “ar” is earth. Tsar originally meant - the ruler of the earth.

Aristocrat- Arius in a hundredfold generation.

Even in a word old age there is “ar” - they say, it pulls to the ground!

Dwarf- "Face" at the earth.

And even the now fashionable word

Armageddon- the end of the earth!

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Word " Ra"- meant sunlight.

« Joy» - get the light!

welcome- a bright soul man.

Ra-arc, heat-ra, p-ra-vada,

The beauty- the desire for light.

Intelligence- enlightened mind. Smart is the one who knows a lot. Reasonable - the one who also understands what he knows.

Light our ancestors worshiped especially. The one who honored light, called light, later - saints. And the repository of light - TEMPLE.

There was even such a saying: "Good deeds are not done at night."

It was believed that even children conceived in the morning are born kinder.

By the way, the Volga was called a river Ra. And the land around the river - Scattering: the radiance of Ra. Sunny land!

Surprisingly, many words in Russian become clear if you know the meaning of their Aryan roots.

Nora- under the light. Early- still no light.

Most words with root RA is still associated with light.

Faith- believe "Ra"

P-ra-va, Po-ra,

E-ra, Ra-th!

And, finally, our most important, Slavic, native - " Hooray!».

This is a call to light. That is why it is impossible to defeat the Slavs on their land! Not when we attack. Because then "Ura" helps us.

Reverse " Hooray!» - « Alas». « You" - this is " dark". As they always said: I'm going to you!». « vyi"- the king of darkness. Therefore, God has never been called in Russian in " You". Just on " You"! And all the saints - on " You". Light cannot be offended by darkness. And who was contacted on " You"? Remember the classics. " You are a pig, my friend!».

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How could it be that such ra intelligent people suddenly disappeared from history. Again, a long time ago, a glacier began to creep into the land of the Aryans. Our ancestors had to withdraw from their northern homes and follow the sun. so arias scattered- from the word " Scattering”- to many tribes, peoples throughout our current mainland from India to Europe. But sunny Ra entered into other languages. Even in Greek, and in Latin:

Literature-ra, culture-ra, g-ra-mota and ... sati-ra

B-ra, chandelier-ra, ra-mpa, fa-ra ...

It turns out that the first sacred books on Earth are related to the language of our ancestors - “ Veda". And although they are written in ancient india, title " Veda"from the Aryan word -" know". And there we meet:

Au-ra, chak-ra, mant-ra, kamasut-ra.

Kama, by the way, the ancient Slavic God of love. His wife - Oka.

The syllable " al"- the main, majestic, mighty.

Al-lah, al-tar, al-atyr...

Diamond. Al- main. Ma is small. 3 - cutting sound. Small, cutting, main!

It's funny, but even the word " alcohol" can be deciphered as the main drink that exposes a person.

Alla. No matter how you read it - from right to left or left to right, it still turns out majestic both in front and behind. We all know one such Alla well.

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Most words from those light ra worthy times preserved in the Russian, Ukrainian, Belarusian languages. Also in Lithuanian and Latvian.

That's why I always say... WE ARE ONE PEOPLE! And our governments that do not find common language, is another people!

We - Ukraine, Belarus and Russia - are generally from the same childhood. We have common roots. For example " GA».

« Ha”- meant movement in ancient times.

No-ha, tele-ha, road-ha, ha-lka- a bird sitting on the road.

Hag- a woman moving towards the earth. hunched over.

By the way, the English "go" came from "ga".

gypsies- constant movement!

But perhaps the most impressive name of the bird is the loon. " Loon"- movement-movement towards the sun. Who was the first to fly to the sun? GA-GA-RIN!

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Why do I think we should listen to the language of our ancestors. Because they created a language that helped them hear God without intermediaries.

The Aryans were people of nature. They lived in nature like butterflies. Like birds. We didn't fight! They didn't have sacrifices, they didn't have slavery. They believed in one God. The name of this Creator God is Genus. What he did on earth was called genus-oh. What was born as a result - on- genus oh! And who did not believe in God, was considered freak. geek. Fallen into darkness.

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That was such a time! There were no empires, kings, parliaments, summits, advertising campaigns, elections, show business, "star factories" with their endless miscarriages. People believed in God! And when I hear that pop music sings, I understand - paganism. It is necessary to sing this around the fire during the sacrifices. And to sacrifice the one who sings.

But! The most important thing is that the clergy-magicians led the Aryans. They were considered saints, they were believed. They wanted to be like them. Because the Magi were fit, athletic, did not overeat. Word " pop' wasn't there at the time. Agree, looking today at most of our priests I don't really want to be like them. And most importantly, when people see our faces priests, they understand from which word the word " pop».

Now everyone wants to be like businessmen. On the merchants! In ancient times, they were ranked among the lower class, like robbers. called - comrades! Because, attacking caravans and ships, they killed people and shouted “ goods-look!».

So that " comrades" - it is an insult! This word began to be considered noble when " comrades» over time, it became not enough to rob ships. They decided to rob the peoples - they went into politics.

But the most interesting thing is that in the ancient states there were also customs. They stood on the rivers. On the drags. They dragged the goods. Therefore, they called customs officers - " bastards". But these are ancient customs officers - bastards. Ours are not bastards. Our - comrades!

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Today it is fashionable to talk about third eye". And I think it’s not the “third eye” that needs to be opened first, but “ third ear"! Hearing is more important than sight. Ears hear even at night. They never get tired. Therefore, unlike the eyes, they do not even blink.

So many interesting things can be heard with the “third ear”.

Capital- one hundred persons.

Slav- Slav-yang-yin. Yin - feminine energy. Yang - male active.

Peasant- cross-yang-yin. Three shrines in one bottle!

A monkey- she-without-yana. Yang - male energy, which was identified with the soul. Just Darwin!

Woman- Gives life to Yin energy.

The male- from two words "husband" and "rank". But, "rank" means the holy order. This does not mean that the higher the official, the better as a man.

Marriage. What a word! It is divided into two words - “for” and “courage”. A medal can be given to women who have been married for a long time, write: “For courage!” separately.

Sedition- prayer to God RA

A family- a family! Man consists of seven energy shells. Only in the family does he acquire energy integrity. The word "seed" comes from the word "family". That from which these seven shells are born.

Yogi- read backwards - goy. goy- an active person. Yogi- shifting from activity to passivity.

Righteous- person who is ruled Veda.

Barbarian- attacking the enemy, our ancestors issued a cry: “ VAR!», - « Out! To that land! The enemies heard this cry and called them barbarians.

Mission- short for " Wisdom-Truth-Siya!»

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Fire denoted by two words: Agni"is a purifying fire, the fire of the soul, and" feast"- household fire. Around the domestic fire, people gathered in the cold to eat. So the word " feast' has changed its meaning. " P" and " F» at different stages of history changed places and were pronounced different nations differently, hence the word " Fire"- (English - fire). From the word "Pir" also came the word " pirates". Since the "pirates" are always thinking about only one thing, where to feast, celebrate!

It is known from history that Scythians- continuation of the Aryan branch (the word "Scythians" comes from the word " wander». « Sketes»). « T" in the west changed to " F". "Scythians" - the ancient Greeks called this people. And the Slavs called them " sketes". Cattle breeders. Wanderers. The Scythians were very partial to alcohol. At one time, the leaders of the Semitic tribes cut them out in singed camp, having previously drunk to an unconscious state. Two hundred years later, several centuries before the birth of Christ, the Persian king Cyrus decided to finally finish off the Scythians already on their territory. And, knowing about this long history, he sent an army against them, in front of which he gathered the vanguard of the weakest and sickest warriors, but loaded them with a large number of amphorae with wine. The Scythians quickly killed the vanguard, got drunk, and the approaching troops of Cyrus killed them all in a dream. This is how the word " pick”, - meaning a booze with an unfortunate ending!

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Once upon a time, instead of writing, various kinds of knots were tied, meaning this or that phenomenon. The knots were woven on a red thread. This is how the expression came to be red thread».

Entries similar to runic ones, which later became oriental hieroglyphs, were written on tablets. When there were a lot of records, they said: “ spread across the tree»!

Many words have changed their meaning exactly the opposite. For example, the word " miserable" meant " with God". With this word, a person was praised. Also laudatory was the word " blissful»!

Also, no one was offended by the word " fornicate". It meant to walk. Camel- made up of two words - " led" and " fornication» -« great walker». « Fornication” changed meaning when the men began to walk in the wrong direction! And secured this process!

And the word " prompt", on the contrary, was considered an insult to a person, because it came from the word" thief". It was later, when the merchants subjugated the world for themselves, that the nimble person became identified with the budding one.

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Fairy considered an evil being. Witch on the contrary, kind. From the word " know”, as well as the name of the first holy books on earth “Vedas”. That's why " witch"- meant a healer. She collected the whole organism. Knew what helped grass. « Grass' was also a good word. From him no one "buggy", did not break.

And scary witches seemed to everyone because they ate exclusively vegetarian food, and therefore lived a long time. Have you seen how long-lived vegetarians look like? Everyone has faces like a Russian country road in a drought.

But they were healthy - they knew one of the main commandments of health: “ If you don't eat food like medicine, you will eat medicine like food!»

It is interesting that only in domestic medicine from ancient times the phrase " solar plexus”, denoting the main energy center of the body, in which solar energy is concentrated, as in a kind of battery. Therefore, when a person meditates, or is in nature and enjoys the sunlight, or calls out: “ HURRAH!”, it recharges this battery.

And yet, only in Russian the word " lungs"comes from the word" easily». « Lungs"- not just the name of the body, it's a reminder! Like, if you think easily, then you will easilylungs! Therefore, one who in our time often has pneumonia, first he must take antibiotics in a modern way, and then, in order not to get sick in the future, change, ease his thoughts. breathe. Then you won't have inflammation

How much wisdom was in those ancient words when people did not fight.

Those who treated diseases were called - " healers", And those who told how to treat, talked a lot at the same time, which means they lied -" doctors". And by the way, it was an amazing saying. She came to us. But only now I understood its meaning: “The main thing for sick- timely care of the doctor.

And the word " diet' meant disease. It was only pronounced - " diet". Therefore, the one who sat for a long time on " diet", called" idiot».

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Those who heard, knew these original truths, called GOI.

BUT OUTRAGES- those who have not only " third ear” closed, but their two went deaf.

As Baba Yaga said:

« Goy, thou art, good fellow!»

True, today, children brought up by Western films believe that she said:

"Hey, be good fellow!"

And who did Baba Yaga call - GOYem? Ivanushka the fool! Fool, by the way, was also a word of approval. From HURRAH happened. got it HURRAH! Enlightened. One that lives not by the mind, but by intuition. Therefore, in all fairy tales, it comes out the winner. Only obeying intuition, he could go there - no one knows where, for that - no one knows what, as a result, grab half the kingdom, the horse, and Vasilisa, in addition to the horse!

Bismarck - Chancellor of Germany at the end of XIX. beginning of the 20th century, one of the smartest people in Europe, studied in St. Petersburg. So he wrote in his will: Never plot anything against Russia- O! - read Russian folk tales - To any of your tricks, Russia will always respond with its unpredictable stupidity».

The great GOYs in Russia were:

ALEXANDER NEVSKIY

SERGEY OF RADONEZH

ALEXANDER SUVOROV

GEORGY ZHUKOV

NIKOLAY PIROGOV

SERGEY KOROLEV

DANIIL ANDREEV

LEV TOLSTOY

FEDOR DOSTOEVSKY

Tretyakov, DAL... and many others.

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Western and our pro-Western scientists rightly ask the question: where is the evidence that this highly spiritual people existed on the territory of Russia? In Greece, on Crete, in Rome, in Israel, in Egypt - everywhere there are traces of developed civilizations. Where are they in Russia?

For a long time, indeed, the evidence was not enough. But in the eighties Southern Urals began to build a hydroelectric power plant. And suddenly... ! From under the ground, as in a fairy tale, the ruins of entire cities began to appear. Of course, they are not as well preserved as the Egyptian pyramids, because the arias were built of wood. But, thank God, in the Southern Urals for a long time there was permafrost, and the tree was not all rotten.

The main city, which managed to be restored almost to the foundation of every house, two thousand five hundred years BC! That is, this city was built before the construction of the Egyptian pyramids! And in every house there is an oven for casting bronze! But in Greece, according to traditional academic knowledge, bronze came only in the second millennium BC. With the advent of the Darians. Darians, Aryans... even sounds similar.

I was at the excavations of this city. It is called Arkaim. Two months before I visited it Vladimir Putin. He learned about Arkaime from foreigners. Almost in the Austrian government he was asked: “They say you also had your own ancient world?” They say Putin I was confused and didn’t know what to answer, because our politicians, in their desire to “make friends” with the West, did not even notice the main event for Russia at the end of the 20th century - discoveries of Arkaim. True, we must pay tribute to the President of Russia, he flew to Southern Urals where he met archaeologists.

Arkaim does not fit today into the framework of the traditional understanding of history. However, even those who made dissertations on the topic "Slavs - pagans and barbarians" can no longer get away from him.

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Word " story Everyone knows today. But, not everyone knows that it came from two words " from Torah". Torah is the holy book of the Jews. That is, today in the world it is believed that history begins with those events that are described in Torah. But the Torah was written by Jewish priests. For yours! Naturally, it was his own that had to be put at the forefront. Therefore, to think that the history of mankind began with what is described in the Old Testament, and history Russia- since the arrival of the Varangians on Rus, as primitive as considering that candy " bird's milk'begin to do what milking the birds.

Many foreigners today come to the excavations that are being carried out in Ukraine in Trypillya. There were opened cities that are five thousand years BC. Five hundred years older than the civilization of Mesopotamia - the Sumerian!

Slabs with amulets similar to runes were unearthed near Murmansk. They are over six thousand years old. There was also a labyrinth-observatory two thousand years older than the Cretan one!

Under Rostov there is a place Tanais. Great traveler of the last century Thor Heyerdahl believed that from there, from Tanais, he came to Scandinavia the entire pantheon of Scandinavian Gods, led by Odin. They say that almost from his filing in Tanais excavations began. Scientists even find it difficult to say what time settlements they managed to unearth. Maybe twenty thousand years BC, maybe thirty, maybe all sixty! Unfortunately, Thor Heyerdahl passed away, and our history and our roots are less interesting to our authorities than international monetary fund. International banks do not accept excavations on bail.

It is known that before Rome on the peninsula lived the mysterious people of the Etruscans. Their cities were built according to the same system as in Arkaime! They had writing two thousand years before the formation Rome. None of the learned academicians in the west can decipher the tablets with Etruscan inscriptions. But these tablets are easily read by our scientists, who know the Slavic runic, inherited by the Slavs from the Aryans. Records were kept on boards. Then came, by the way, the well-known expression " spread the thought along the tree».

It is also easy for our Slavs to read the records made by the people Pelasgians who inhabited Balkan Peninsula before it was conquered by the Achaean Greeks. And in both these kingdoms Pelasgians and Etruscans common features with open today are guessed Arkaim.

famous " Cretan disc”, which is considered an example of the first so-called linear writing that appeared in Europe, cannot be read by any Western scholar. Because they stubbornly repeat: "the ancestors of the Slavs are barbarians and they could not have had any writing."

The West and our scientists, worshiping the WEST, also stubbornly hush up all these findings. Even though they don't deny it. The fact is that these discoveries can help Russians to realize their history. And for the West, it is important that Russia be considered throughout the world " late work» history, with a barbarian, semi-savage population and turned into an economic colony of the West.

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Even many English words are derived from the roots of Aryan words. Sometimes he still guesses. For example,

Kar(car) rolling on the ground.

Carpet(carpet) - literally - stuck to the ground.

Art(art) - creativity on earth.

Ar - cultivated land. T is our planet. The cultivation of the land was considered an art. Later this word was assigned to the rest of the arts. This game can be played endlessly!

For example:

Not a single English-speaking professor, in any case, with whom I managed to talk, knows where the word "business" came from. Everyone thinks, from the word "busy" - busy. Vice versa! "busy" came after business. When the Aryan merchants made a deal, and the deal was unsuccessful, they said "left with a nose", and when - successful - "without a nose." So a successful deal turned the expression "no nose" later into the word "business"!

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It is interesting that in Latin many words originally did not have the same meaning that we now put into them. For example,

Capital - meant a criminal offense.

The office is a barrier, interfere, put obstacles ...

Bar - sadness, boredom, melancholy, quarrel, scandal ... Only the kind of scandal that grows from sadness and boredom.

The English word "mani", meaning "money", is derived from the Aryan word "beckon", "lure", "deceive". Therefore, “manager” literally means “deceiver”, “deceiver”.

And here they are certainly right in their fears, moreover, they themselves do not even know how much. If we hear the spring essence of our language, then, first of all, we will be disappointed in the main word that the whole West has been boasting about for many decades - democracy.

It is well known that in ancient Greek demos" - people. But, one clarification, not all the people! And that part of it that participated in the elections. In our opinion - electorate! Who, as a rule, was chosen and still is being chosen? The one who promises to settle scores, execute, take revenge, conquer... The electorate is always led demonic feelings. Therefore the word " democracy"comes from the word" demons" and means demon power!

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Difficult- "this" and "false" - this is false!
Revenge - Eating Me
Woe. From the word "burn". The soul burns out in grief.

“The great mighty Russian language” - everyone knows this quote. But, in my opinion, even the author, feeling the deep meaning inherent in our native speech and loving it, did not always understand how energetic and mysterious each Russian word. Sometimes commandments are not needed. It is only necessary to reveal this word, to see its natural meaning. For what? To understand how to become happier in life, how to die cheerful and healthy. I understand: “It is difficult to live easily!” To make it easy to live easily, it is enough to listen to our native words - commandments.

Difficult. It consists of two words: “sho” and “false” - this is false! That is, if you lie, it will be difficult to live!
Envy. From the word addiction. A very simple and correct meaning - when a person is envious, he loses his freedom, thoughts and is dependent on those whom he envies.
Revenge. Today, most movie plots are based on revenge. And then the authors wonder why they do not have a life. And do not teach people revenge. And do not give a minus for a plus. Our native word convinces us of this: revenge - eats me! You will take revenge and you will be eaten by your own dark dreams and deeds.
Today they often say: “positive”, “negative”. Words seem to be clear to everyone. But what distinguishes foreign words from ours? The meaning is the same, but there are no secrets in them. Try to pronounce the native “positively” slowly several times and you will hear inside: “live”. That is, what is good for life. What about "positive"? Just from the word "pose". Yes, it is more suitable for our current sycophantic society - what pose you have taken, how much you have bent, so everything will be positive with you.
An even wiser word is "negative." Means "departure from the Trinity." If you don't honor the Trinity, you live negatively.
Woe. From the word "burn". The soul burns out in grief.
Sadness. Soul bakes.
Evil. It is no coincidence that the words "evil" and "ash" have the same root. From evil the soul turns into ashes.
It is often mentioned in Christianity that pride is not of God. Humility is needed. As a rule, they talk about this in many words and not very convincingly. But it is enough to reveal this word. Pride - grief to get. Only pride is worse. And as a satirist, let me suggest that “pride” is generally when grief inserts a melon into you!
The word "sin" is wonderful and instructive. The grief has arrived. If you sin, grief will inevitably come to you.
Adultery. From the word "fall in love". Agree, everything that is “re”, then for a person is superfluous. So it becomes clear what adultery leads to - impotence and Viagra!
And, finally, the most important word for a Russian person is gluttony. It would seem, from the word "womb". But if you look into some etymological dictionaries, it turns out that the word "womb" comes from the word "worm". Here she is the solution. How many people dream of losing weight while continuing to overeat - gluttony! That is, to please the worms. Excuse my harshness (but it’s not for nothing that they call me a malignant satirist), I’ll say even tougher: gluttony is feeding worms.
All these words were born when our ancestors considered themselves not God's servants, but sons. The difference is this - the son of God sins less. For example, they will never litter in nature, because they know that their Father created nature. And he doesn't want anything bad for his dad. And the servant of God will do this easily, because he knows that later he will ask for forgiveness from the Lord. And he will forgive him as religion teaches. Cheated on his wife - Lord, forgive me. The Son of God understands that in this case, forgiveness must be asked from his wife, and not from his Father, since the Father has nothing to do with it! The servant of God is loading the Lord. And he, in my opinion, is horrified by the unfaithful men of the whole world: “Why are you loading me? And why should I answer for all your sins?” No one can atone for the sins of another - our ancestors thought so. If you want to see the one who is to blame for your troubles, go to the mirror.
Many Russian words have changed their meaning over time. And now we can not always guess their spring meaning. For example, before the word "red" meant "beautiful". To "ra", striving for the light. And the color was designated by the word "scarlet". Agree that a “red girl” is not a girl with a red face, and a “red corner” is not a place where alcoholics sit with flushed mugs. And "Red Square" was named so because it is bright and beautiful, and not because of its color.
And thanks to the words, it is clear how the morality of our people withered and how we turned from the sons of God into slaves. For example, the word "suffer" used to mean "to remove suffering." Then the time came to work not for himself, but for some uncle, and it became reluctant to harvest. And then one day a peasant came to his hut, wiped the sweat from his face and said to his wife: “I have suffered so much for today!” They liked the word, they began to repeat it, and so it stuck to our language. The same thing happened with the word "week". "Week" meant only one day - Sunday. It was one day in the week when you could do nothing. When the cleaning of the hay became a suffering for our ancestors, one day of rest seemed not enough, I already wanted to do nothing for all seven days! This is how, instead of the word “week”, the word “week”, favorable for the current ear, was fixed in the language.
Sometimes the words were repainted, turning from light into dark ones. The word "blue" - from the word "dove". Pigeons love their heads. And now "blue" causes a smirk and a grin. And even songs about a blue puppy and a blue wagon sound somehow indecent. And when they say that Picasso had a "blue" period, modern youth believe that he changed his orientation during this time.
These are just some examples. Now think for yourself - how you want to live: waiting for grief to insert a melon into you, or rejoicing, with honor and dignity. By the way, we often use these words together, attributing the same meaning to them, although the original meanings were different. "Honor" is a feminine concept. A woman should keep her honor from a young age. And "dignity" is a masculine word. From the word, sorry, "worth it." No wonder we say "manhood". And not only not in the sense that you are now thinking about. When a man lives with dignity, he has a straight back, he stands straight with his head held high, he has an open look.
And, finally, for your pleasure: the word "pleasure" from the ancient word "oud". Even in pre-Christian times, the male genital organ was called oud. Evidence of this can be found in Russian folk tales, even from Afanasiev, who collected them. Therefore, "pleasure" primordially means - at the behest of the male sexual organ. Hence the “satisfaction” - creation at the will of the same organ, and “lengthen”, and “fishing rod”, and “daring”. But women are not supposed to have pleasure, they have no luck. Therefore, they should be pleased, from the word "acceptance."
Of course, I allowed myself to cross some boundaries of decency in this note. I did it deliberately, because the truth should not be drowned in hypocrisy. And what is true is not vulgarity. By the way, the word "vulgarity" cannot be translated into any language. It appeared in the Russian language, when actors and buffoons were forced to pay a fine for base jokes from the theatrical stage. This fine was called "duty". So "vulgarity" is something you have to pay for. If today they understood this and introduced such a law, then Moscow could live on self-sufficiency, on funds received from glamorous characters.
P.S. One of my businessmen acquaintances, who does not believe in the devil or in God, after listening to my similar conclusions, said: “Maybe this is all not true, but it sounds so beautiful that you want to believe in it!” I am not sure that the thoughts that I have shared with you are the truth in last resort but I want to believe it...

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Mikhail Zadornov
Glory to Rod! Etymology of Russian life

© Zadornov M. N., 2015

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Trembling of long-familiar words...

Our Slavic ancestors lived for many millennia among forests, fields and rivers. Of course, they did not feel nature as primitively as people do today. They caught sounds that today's ear, stoned by city noise, does not perceive. The eardrum of mankind has become numb from the music-pop bombing.

Many Russian words contain the syllable " ra". Today, many already know that, as a rule, it means sunlight. Ra arc - light arc, ra dost - get " Ra», ra bot - ra dost Bo ha, x ra m - storage " Ra". Lots of other words: ra light, ra sa, ra but not yet Ra"... Until now, the kids in their counting rhymes do not pronounce "one, two, three", but " ra z, two, three! "One" is a word older than "one". It seems to indicate that the first of any act should be dedicated to the sun and light. Nothing is more important than the sun. Who worships light", that " St».

It is strange that most philologists consider such reasoning to be amateurish fiction. Like, why the sun had to be called "Ra"? But it's simple!

With dawn, all living things wake up on Earth: birds, animals in the forests, jungles, prairies, savannahs begin to knead their voices. I happened to spend the night in the jungles of Brazil, and in a tent at the foot of Kilimanjaro. Every morning I woke up with the sunrise. There is no better alarm clock than the growl of an animal at dawn. Once upon a time, our ancestors also awakened in the same way. They didn't "scuttle around" in nightclubs and discos with karaoke. They went to bed with the onset of darkness, and woke up with the first roosters, flies and surrounding animals, just like me in a tent under Kilimanjaro. Together with all of them, they too joyfully, half-yawning, growled, seeing the first rays of the sun. I'm sure the word speech"comes from the word" growl". Try rolling and lingering "Rrr", after which, imagining yourself as the ancestor of mankind, open your mouth in order to prolong the greeting to the sun. You will get "Ra"! That's the whole secret. For many, many millennia, living in caves, forests, banks of rivers, lakes, our ancestors made the sound “Ra”, waking up, yawning and rejoicing at the first rays of the sun. With the development of consciousness, these processes began to be perceived inseparably. So “Ra” is one of the main first words of the human proto-speech, which began to form from a simple growl.

Disputes about what origin - Turkic or Aryan - the battle cry "Hurrah!" Are meaningless. This is a universal morning greeting to the sun! And from whom it first sounded as a call to battle, it does not matter. The main thing is that if in the morning you raise your hands with your palms turned to the rising sun, and several times protractedly and resoundingly say: “Hurrah! Hooray! Hurray!”, you will feel how the whole body starts up, and you will be charged with joyful solar energy for the whole day!

Ancestors who were great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents felt every natural tremor. And they tried to reproduce the sounds around them with their voice.

How does a bird sing before the rain? Listen: " drink-drink-drink"! This is how the word " drink". It began to rain, water got into the tub, into the bucket - pure, heavenly! The bird begged! She also got drunk after the rain and fell silent. Later based on drink"The words were formed:" drink», « food», « food"... You can continue this endless series with drink the basis, without which the life of any creature, including man, is impossible.

Many millennia will pass since the birth of this word-embryo. Life will change a lot. People will be afraid of nature - all kinds of religions will do everything for this. Ancient words will change, adapt to new conditions of life, and descendant words, mutant words will be born: pete, pete omnic and even pizza. But in each of them the living energy of the proto-language of humanity will glimmer.

Many times in history it's a short " drink' will take on a different meaning. For example, the gods, in order for them to be strong, like people, must be watered. But what? By singing! Song is the best food of the gods. So from " drink» budded « sing"! A new tree has already grown on this root and many words - leaves: singing, a song, a songbook and even ... a rooster (singing - wow!). By the way, in the distant pre-Slavic times, the first broth for fish soup was cooked from pet ear, so the stew was called " ear».

How! From the bird that sings "drink-drink-drink" to the soup! And after all, it would seem that there is nothing in common between these words. Nevertheless, there is - the development of the world order. And accordingly, the speech, which always adjusted to the new conditions of life, seemed to feel the change in the world rhythm.

When pointing to something near or far, people used to use short half-exclamations-half-words: “this” or “that”. Why did such words-exclamations arise? Watch children who are not yet able to speak: if they point to something nearby, hear from the child a sound combination like “sho”. And if the baby points to an object in the distance, he pronounces a word similar to "that." Babies of all nations babble in one international children's "Esperanto"! If a Spanish baby is put in a crib next to a Chinese baby, they will… understand each other!

An ancient legend of law: the language was the same throughout the Earth! But adults, in pursuit of wealth and profit, tore him apart. And they deprived the words of natural wisdom, spreading them across languages, making them just carriers of business information.

Those distant, not yet very talkative, our ancestors, like babies, "read" the natural cosmic trembling of the forest, field, sea ... Their first exclamations were a continuation of the sounds of nature. At the dawn of their development, they realized that sound can scare, warn, warm, caress and even excite! Sounds helped to live in nature, gradually turning into speech. Speech developed people, people developed speech.

There is also a very important sound in the word "roar" - " h". He meant - chu». « Chu"- a talisman. One of the first words for those who lived in danger. For example, the first man goes with his first child into the forest. Suddenly something crunched in the bushes. Bear, goblin? What sound does a person make before listening? Chu! Why? This is known only to God, who created the phenomenon of resonance. Someday scientists will understand that the language should be studied by those who know what wave mechanics is. Linguists without the help of quantum physicists will not reveal the speech originality of mankind. Chu! Listened to chu did you get in? There is no danger, you can move on. Here is the source of today's words " chu vstva", " chu yka", " chu tyo", " chu before". By the way, " cha before" - this is for parents " chu before"! From this germ chu"and an ancient amulet" chu R". Meaning - feel RA - light, and it will save you.

Chu rki are wooden pegs that the magicians put along the borders of the field, tracts, temples, so that they protect the holy land from evil spirits. Later, when the wars began, it was believed that they would protect them from the enemy. Today, we simply call chocks unhewn logs, although until recently border posts in Russia were also called chocks. And then, sorry, and those allegedly uncouth who lived behind these chocks. That's so natural chu” has degenerated into a hysteria of today's guest workers. Thus, in history, the spiritual life of man was depleted, but his way of life developed.

What if the child had to be protected from danger - he alone is ahead of the father running through the forest, and there is a swamp, a pit, an abyss, and the father's speech is not yet as developed as ours - he has just learned to hiss, hawk, clatter , smack? Again, thanks to his sense of smell, dad shouts out to the child: “ Brr». Brr- sound combination that creates in environment a resonance warning of danger is a sound wave of a talisman. Therefore, our ancestors called the forest spirit of danger berom. Fights, showdowns, crimes - all rampages from Ber. Most dangerous beast- bear. His original true name is Ber. But it is not necessary to pronounce it aloud in the forest. Ber will hear that they are calling him, and he will appear. Therefore, they came up with Beru's klikuha-drive - a bear. You can call a bear whatever you like - the owner, Toptygin, bear, clubfoot, but not Ber! Beru should be treated with respect! Ber is not dangerous only when he sleeps. Rookery Bera– berl oh. Surprisingly, but ber a lie place in Europe was where the city is now Ber lin. The Magi, who were called magicians in the West, warned our Slavic ancestors: do not set up a city here: wake up Ber, he will rage - everyone will not be well. They did not obey the holy advice, they founded the city, woke up Ber, and for two millennia, the raging Ber splashed out his rampage on all the peoples of Europe. And indeed, everyone was not well. Have calmed down! And who? Those Slavs who still retained in their language the natural wisdom and trembling of the first words of mankind.

From the Slavic Ber" and the English "bear" - bear. And the Russian word Boer th".

From Ber but you need yourself ber go! But people have forgotten this wisdom. Changed the meaning, living in a world of consumption. They began not to protect their house from Ber, but to save gold. And today we have the phrase "with ber cash desk". It means that the hidden banks are at the head of the savings banks. ber s!

Bulgakov was also a difficult writer! I felt a lot of secrets. Remember, its a hero who doesn't have ber kick yourself off Ber and on the first pages of the novel, Ber lioz!

Listening to our speech, studying the history and way of life of the Slavic people, many such chains of transformations can be built.

What must happen in a person's life so that he begins to hear the primordial meaning of long-familiar, familiar words, the natural trembling of his native language?

Quite possibly, it will be enough for someone just to read this book - about how a young journalist, an aspiring satirist writer, the son of a famous writer, went on a business trip to Siberia to write an essay about the Old Believers and met a witch in the taiga ...

Mikhail Zadornov

Witch's Kiss
Autobiographical story

Father and son

At first my father did not want me to become a writer. He didn't like what I wrote. Even when my first humorous stories began to be published in the Literary Gazette, he said: “To do such frivolous deed, one must also have serious profession! Therefore, he advised me not to leave the engineers.

Moreover, in the laboratory where I worked at the department, a serious discovery was brewing, not without my participation. We have completed the development of a unique injectors with supersonic speed of fuel injection in the vapor phase into the afterburner of the combustion chamber of aircraft. Surprisingly, I still understand the meaning of what I just wrote.

Father did not understand anything in the nozzles. But when I heard such phrases, I was very proud of my son and, if guests came to us, I asked with an expression to tell them what I do at the Moscow Aviation Institute. Later, when he watched performances staged by me at the amateur theater MAI, where I, as an engineer, worked part-time as a director, he began to doubt that my future would be connected with nozzles.

Although the nozzle itself was patented, and if someday special refractory materials are invented in the world, in order to manufacture it and introduce it into aircraft afterburner, several generations of my descendants will be provided with a pension in my name from birth.

Later, when the first popularity began to come to me thanks to performances in the program “Around Laughter”, my father realized that I could not be driven off the stage with any supersonic nozzle. And since then, every time he was very upset after arguing with me. Thank God we lived in different cities. His father's friends reassured him: do not demand much from your son, nature rests on children.

But for a long time, after I left the engineers, he could not come to terms with my pop future. He did not like pop comedians at all. Even the most famous ones. And although at that time the censorship did not allow jokes on the topic below the waist, he still considered the stage vulgarity.

“If you want to become a real writer,” he did not get tired of teaching, “you need to write a novel about modern life. About ordinary people, not about what is under your nose. The construction of the Baikal-Amur Mainline begins. Why not a topic? About pioneers!

His comments like that made me angry. Firstly, I thought that he was humiliating me with them: they say that the novel about BAM is real, and what I do is something like industrial waste.

- Dad, how can you not understand, BAM is not pioneers, a pioneers! They go there for sheepskin coats, for carpets, crystal and salary supplements. I don't want to be like the Soviet writers, in whose novels the good always conflicts with the even better! He loves her and she loves her plant, and they both over-deliver on their honeymoon.

- Witty! But BAM is now very necessary for the country. Look at the map. Railway passes through Siberia practically along the Chinese border. The Chinese, if they want, can destroy it in one day, and all of Siberia will be cut off from the center. Mark my word, soon China will be dangerous!

Today, in another millennium, it is amazing to me how my father then, back in the seventies of the last century, understood something that was only now being seriously discussed.

In those brief respite between "philosophical" quarrels, he tried to explain to me that real talent can see interesting aspects in the life of the most unattractive and simple people. “Vegetables grow from dirt, but are very useful!” he once quoted to me one of the classics of medieval aphorism.

- I suggest you write a novel not about party leaders, but about those people who allegedly vegetables, which are actually vitamins.

Now I understand: my father thought big. He was not a communist. However, sometimes I even saw decent people in party secretaries. I especially liked the Siberians. He lived in Riga. When he lacked impressions, he set off to travel around Siberia and Far East. He liked to meet and talk with hunters, fishermen, workers, border guards, sailors while traveling ...

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The word "worker" was so often pronounced at that time on TV screens and in newspapers that I associated only with the word "proletarian". And I actively did not like the word "proletarian". For me, the proletarians were those who always flew by past. Or even worse - some kind of "letarians" seemed to be: something like a cross between reptiles and failed mammals. From them clearly blew an offshoot from the evolutionary branch of human development. I also included milkmaids, and pigs, and miners, and steelworkers ... In general, everyone who was shouted about by Soviet announcers with kind, well-placed voices and who was shown in Blue Lights interspersed with Komsomol and party leaders.

- Oh, you should work as a journalist. Travel around the country. To see decent people. And then you will hang between speculators and dissidents, - my father liked to repeat.

For young people born in our time, I’ll clarify: “journalist” was once – it’s hard to believe now – it was not just a good word, but laudable. Behind him was seen first of all a talented person. Journalists are respected! There were no such figurative words as “journalist” or “journalist”. Yes, many words have changed their meaning in our lifetime. For example, “fuck” in my youth meant “hit”, “disassembly” was the term of designers and engineers, “grater” was a device in the kitchen for rubbing vegetables ... I'm not talking about “blue”. AT Soviet time no one would smile at the name of the cartoon "Blue Puppy". It would never occur to anyone that a puppy could be a pervert, especially when he sings the song: "It's good to be gay if everyone loves you."

Quite recently, a young editor proofread my story, written already in the seventy-sixth year. In it, I described how, while working in the construction team, we, as students, gathered around the fire in the evening. We called our construction team uniform “construction team” for short. In my story there was such a phrase: "I lay down by the fire at the construction team." The young editor remarked to me: they say, how not ashamed to describe such vulgarities? I did not immediately realize that by "construction team" he meant not my jacket, but a student from the construction team.

Advanced scientists from the West today say that thought is material. It can be detected by the finest modern experiments. No wonder those philosophers who in history were considered crazy, convinced mass of man that if you think about something persistently and powerfully, a dream can materialize. Apparently, my father secretly dreamed of my future as a journalist so aggressively that I suddenly really became a journalist!

It would seem that this happened by accident. But even ancient philosophers tried to explain to people that there are no accidents in the world: any accident is the result of a pattern.

Of course, before becoming a journalist, I traveled a lot around our country with my father and with the MAI student theater. Already on the first long trips, I began to notice how many people always appear around me. interesting people, for many of them I wanted to record when they talked about their fates or simply shared interesting observations.

My father was right - even among the Komsomol and party workers there were very decent people. Away from the capital, they were not so poster-like and did not get carried away by slogan speeches. The sailors, fishermen, lumberjacks, whom I also ranked among the "letarians", were clearly happier than those of the Moscow "non-letarians". Yes, and in life they were more fun. They didn’t feel sad, didn’t sour, and didn’t complain about everything and everyone, as our clever intelligentsia likes to do all the time.

I got a notebook. It is still kept by me. It is still interesting to read it now. It contains words and expressions heard from a variety of “vitamin-vegetables” that I myself, sitting at a table in Moscow, would never have come up with: “With a face like hers, only to scare the wolves in the Sayans”, “I’m afraid of the Komsomol, like a hare of a tambourine”, “This is not a child, this is a claw”, “I swear that I won’t ride in a boat with our chairman for a century” ...

I guess the vegetable people really acted like vitamins on me. We have visited a lot of places with the theater. On a bus shaking like a cart, they drove through almost the entire Ussuri Territory, on a propaganda boat they dangled in the seas beyond Kamchatka. On various dry-cargo ships and icebreakers, as on messengers, they reached almost as far as the northern seas. North Pole. We visited the BAM several times and then, returning to Moscow, flaunted the knowledge of such words that are incomprehensible to the capital's get-togethers as Chegdomyn, Mogocha, Tynda ... I wrote several essays about these trips. They were published in the then million-circulation magazines. If at least one passage from this essay is printed now in some newspaper, no one will guess in its author today's malignant satirist.

And then our theater, like any amateur group, broke up. Everyone dispersed, fled to distributions. I was offered a job in a fashionable, innovative, lively magazine "Youth". Of course, I was delighted - no joke, I even got my own office! Only for this it was possible to agree to a prestigious job. And in the very center of Moscow. I edited and printed humorous stories by the best humorous writers of the time, proofreading letters with works by young satirists, as well as prolific graphomaniacs. But already six months later I began to feel that my life, although it was rushing at full speed into the future, was on a narrow gauge railway! I clearly missed vitamins.

Father said:

– There is insular thinking, and there is continental thinking. The society that surrounds you, with island thinking. The writer must have a continental. He should seem to see from above the continents, peoples, countries ...

I didn't fight with him that often anymore. Firstly, he understood that each of our quarrels ages him, and secondly, as life has shown, he turned out to be right in many respects. And although the misunderstanding between us still remained, I increasingly thought with horror that someday it would not be in my life. Once I saw how in Riga he was slowly crossing the street in front of our house, and I realized that he was very old. Then I made a promise to myself, while he was alive, to have time to do as much as possible in life of what he dreamed of.

On one of my visits to Riga, while walking along the beach of Jurmala, overcoming my pride, I asked him:

- Dad, if you go to BAM to write a novel or an essay about the pioneers, where do you think exactly?

The father didn't answer right away. He did not expect that I would be able to overcome my pride, - he was moved.

“Perhaps you have more in you than I thought,” he said, “maybe it’s good that you left the engineers!”

He promised me to think about my question. I called one of my best friends, a hunter, a taiga hunter, the director of the Khabarovsk Museum of Local Lore, Vsevolod Petrovich Sysoev, for advice.

Like his father, Sysoev was far from the views of the capital. As they would now say, "I was not part of the writers' party." By the way, at that time the word "party" did not exist. They said "intelligentsia". How quickly language changes!

Sysoev immediately guessed everything - should he save the son of his older friend?

- And what if Misha goes to the real taiga-Old Believers on the Amgun River? And write an essay about them! That would be nice.

Even I liked this idea. Although in those years I had already become a full-fledged member of the capital's journalistic and acting parties.

Why, one wonders, did the young, promising party-goer need to rush to distant lands in the Amur taiga? Yes, I just wanted to visit the unknown, unknown lands. See fresh faces. Around me in our party they were all completely stale.

Now such desires that arise without any calculation for profit, I call the "craving of the heart."

The heart feels the future! The brain calculates the real!

The heart has the gift of clairvoyance. In chess terms, it can suggest a very sure move that will unexpectedly work in the future, and the game will be won.

Of course, I didn't think so at the time. For the first time, I just felt a passionate desire to go somewhere far away: where there are no slogans, pathos and pseudo-intellectual anti-Soviet whispers in small-sized kitchens to the music of Vivaldi, so that the neighbors would not hear the sedition.

So, listening traction of the heart and parental advice, I made a move that, after more than twenty years, helped me win a much-needed “game”. However, I won't get ahead of myself...

I remember how I came to the executive secretary of the Yunost magazine and asked him to send me to Amgun.

- Where should I send you? - He did not immediately realize what Amgun was: a rest home, a military base, a collective farm or a new disco? Discos at that time, by the way, had just appeared and aroused keen interest not only among young people.

I explained that the Amgun is a river, a tributary of the Amur, it is difficult to get there, but there is a place where real Siberian Old Believers have survived.

I spoke fervently and convincingly, as if I myself had been in those places. The responsible secretary thought at first that I was playing him.

- Are you thinking about writing about them with humor?

– No, I want to write an essay for the journalism department!

I must say that the responsible secretary was a gambling man and the fresh topic seemed to hook him. He, thinking, walked around the room - my proposal obviously seemed interesting to him, but, as a party man, for such an "initiative" responsibility did not want to take over, although it was considered responsible secretary.

“I don’t solve such questions alone!” Let's go to the main. Let him then be fined for this.

The editor-in-chief at that time was a legendary man - writer Boris Polevoy. For "The Tale of a Real Man" at the very top of the Soviet government, he was so respected that they allowed him much more than other chief editors.

Therefore, the magazine "Youth" was considered very cocky. Praise of religious people in atheistic Soviet society was not encouraged. I think the entire editorial board of Youth liked not so much the theme of the morality of believers (we were all atheists then), but the opportunity to once again bully the Soviet regime.

A month later, unexpectedly even for my father, I was given a business trip to Amgun!

Now, recalling everything that happened in order, I think: how would my life have turned out if I had not gone on that long journey? I would do a lot of things misheard and for sure did not receive enough vitamins. So I would have continued to participate in races with colleagues all my life ... on a narrow gauge railway.

Mikhail Nikolaevich Zadornov, a popular satirist, playwright, was admitted to the Union of Writers of Russia. He is the author of a large number of books. Among them are works of diverse genres - essays, notes and plays, stories. And Mikhail Zadornov's quotes about America and the Russian people become winged.

11/10/2017 Mikhail Zadornov passed away. The satirist died at the age of 70, after a long treatment from oncological disease. Today we remember best quotes, Mikhail Nikolaevich Zadornov - perhaps one of the most famous comedians in Russia.

MIKHAIL ZADORNOV - BEST QUOTATIONS

● We despise the West, but this does not prevent us from copying it in everything.

● When Russians look into a room and see that there is no one there, they say “not a soul”. That is, the main thing in a person is the soul. And English-thinkers in such cases say "nobody" - there is no torso. This very accurately reflects their psychology. For them, a person is the body, but for us it is the soul.

● When asked by journalists “Why does your press secretary have such an expensive accessory?” Vladimir Putin joked: “Do you think Peskov should wear an hourglass ?!” But I thought to myself: “It’s time to “speak” someone!”

● It is much easier for our people to invent an all-terrain vehicle than to fix roads.

● The president could solve the problems of thousands of Russian poor only with the help of right hand his right hand. (about Peskov's watch)

● Dmitry Peskov said that Navka gave him a watch worth 37 million rubles. This is a rare case when a man offered his hand to a woman, and she gilded it.

We honor Jesus without remembering at all what he bequeathed to us.

● We think for a long time, but instantly turn on our ingenuity.

● We do not say the command "hop" until you find out where you jumped.

● Russia is a huge state with an unpredictable past!

● The Russian princess Anna Yaroslavna, who became the famous queen of France, having married the king, was the worst at the French court: she alone knew how to read, bathed and brushed her teeth - that's a Russian savage.

● We flaunt the amount of vodka we drink and the fact that our lovely ladies are the strongest!

● Russia is doomed to eternal prosperity! After all, a civilization usually ends its existence at the moment of the heyday of its culture.

● America gave Russia freedom from the USSR. Now we can FREELY dress like clowns, get drunk, get addicted and die young, we can FREELY send three letters to our parents and forget to study, we can ignore children and not look for a job, we can FREELY be bandits and prostitutes, lesbians and gays.

● We are amazing people. We want to live like everyone else lives, while trying to be different from the rest.

● Of course, the Russian language is not cool, Russian films are not fashionable, traditions and culture are barbaric, because it is better to wear Chinese sneakers at minus thirty than warm, but not fashionable felt boots.

If someone curses, standing on the shore and looking at the moonlit path, this is our person.

● Only our person at the wrong time is asked to provide a passport, check registration, establish your gender.

● How to understand how the number of employees grows after layoffs?

● How can one argue about what is better to live: in a capitalist or socialist society, - after all, not a single person has lived under socialism yet.

● All nations are fighting for their future using democratic methods, and only we are fighting our past. And, what is amazing, because we constantly win!

How to comprehend this expression: "echelons of power"? They are reduced, fired, and they are still echelons.

● Eurasia means a lot of Europe and little of Asia. But there is much more Asia in our society than Europe. It would be more accurate to say that we are Aziopa.

● You can live in their Germany. You can even live without drinking. In addition, you can live and not steal.

● For over several decades, people's watchmen in our society have been waging war so that there are no prosperous and wise people in our country.

Who is the famous satirist trying to fool?

Our people are thrown, as during a storm, from side to side. Previously, everyone was eager for science, now, on the contrary, they rushed into demonism and obscurantism. In the “bestsellers” sections of bookstores, there are opuses of all kinds of “witnesses” and “prophetists”, television promotes thrillers about mold and food, history is now being studied from the scandalous books of mathematicians Nosovsky and Fomenko, and none other than satirist Mikhail Zadornov. And not just a linguist, but truly a master of minds. Where are you going, Mother Russia?

Badass philologist

Recently, the well-known satirist writer Mikhail Zadornov performed in Irkutsk with the program "PR during the plague." A full house gathered to listen to the "bully", as the writer himself calls himself. Agree, to collect a full house in times of crisis is strong ... Especially since there are no songs, no dances, only a person on stage and a microphone.

It all started rather harmlessly: the satirist walked through the participants of the show "Dom-2" and "Star Factory", then smoothly moved on to his favorite topic "stupid Americans." Not only America got it, but also Estonia, Ukraine and Georgia. And it all came down to the idea that the Russian people, so original and sincere, categorically cannot live according to Western standards, otherwise we will become just as “stupid”. However, the main part of the performance was not at all humorous. It turns out that the "badass" seriously imagines himself a researcher of the Russian language. For more than two hours, he shared his linguistic research with the public. Or rather, pseudo-linguistic. Contrary to the generally accepted theory, he quite seriously claims that all European languages ​​\u200b\u200bare descended from Old Russian (as he himself says, "they are his stumps"). And if this is so, then it means that we are the most ancient and the coolest.

For example, according to Zadornov's theory, the English word "pop" comes from our word "dad". It turned out - pop. "No wonder," he says, "the word came back to us from the West, where trading in religion was considered in the order of things even among the Popes." The word "love" means "people know God" ("lu" - people, "bo" - God, "v" - they know). And the English word love (love) came about as a result of the removal of the syllable "bo". As a result, their love turned out to be without God.

The greatest indignation in me personally caused an arbitrary interpretation of the etymology of the word "woman". Zadornov claims that it means "whelping wife"! But at least for decency, he would have read the etymological dictionary, where it is written that “woman” comes from the Indo-European root “gene”, denoting the genus (the words “genetics”, “genesis” came from it).

And that would be half the trouble, the main problem is that the “tough guy” puts an ideological foundation under the whole thing. Here are a few examples: Zadornov says that the Russian “is” has turned into English in yes, “opa” - in up, “fit” - in good, “God” - God, “nap” - in dream, “eyelids stick together” - in sleep ... And even Zadornov deciphers geographical names with the help of Russian roots. According to his fabrications, Prussia is Pomeranian Russia, Serbia is silver Russia ... London is a bosom on the Don! Wells in the UK is named after Slavic god Veles (?!). And Scotland (Scotland) means the place where cattle were grazed. That's horror! In these "discoveries" there is a negative and mocking attitude not only to the English language, but also to the entire Anglo-Saxon civilization. For example, Zadornov claims that the English word "mani", meaning "money", it turns out, comes from the Aryan words "to beckon", "to lure", "to deceive". Therefore, "manager" literally means "deceiver", "deceiver". It is Zadornov himself who is deceiving, because in fact the “manager” comes from the English manage - “manage”.

The word "democracy", according to the satirist, did not come from the Greek demos-people, but from the word "demons" and means - the power of demons! The word "elections" also has a bad connotation: "you" - darkness, "boron" - the wind, that is, the wind of darkness. Evil came from "gold", treasure - from the word "blood", Europe - from "Jews" and "opa". Slavyanin means "Slav-yang-yin". (Yin is female energy, yang is male.) Peasant - “cross-yang-yin”. Monkey - "she-without-yana."

And then Zadornov moves from “linguistic discoveries” to historical discoveries. According to him, the whole story is falsified. “History and reality are different words,” he writes on his website, “fact is what really happened, and history is what the scribes wrote. The word "history" is also our ancient word, meaning what is described in the Torah. (Complete nonsense - the word "history" came from Greek and comes from the Proto-Indo-European word wid-tor, where the root weid is “to know, to see.") Russia. That the arrival of Rurik in Russia is an invention of the Germans, that writing in Russia existed six thousand years BC, long before Cyril and Methodius, etc. I wonder why he still didn’t say anything about Russia - the homeland of elephants.

All this would be amusing if the satirist spoke for the sake of laughter, to entertain the public. But he is absolutely serious. On his personal website there is a whole section dedicated to the secrets of the Russian language. And how much noise the Gordon Quixote program made, where professional linguists tried to oppose him, who called it all blatant nonsense and quackery! But the satirist is not at all embarrassed by the critical reviews of scientists. He didn't care about their opinion. It serves the current course in the country towards imperialism, towards a sense of superiority. Perhaps that is why he is given time on the central channels.

The worst thing is that these "theories" fall on the soul of people who are not very sophisticated or very young. I was just shocked by the story of a friend who teaches Russian at school. She once asked a fifth-grader to parse the word “observe” by composition, he made it out - “give on a platter”, and “people” - “beloved children of God”! And he said that since Zadornov says so, it means that it is so. It turns out that children watch programs with Zadornov and perceive his words as absolute truth. And it's not funny anymore...

It’s not funny that under the influence of Zadornov’s shows, a generation of people is growing who are convinced that all Americans are “stupid”, that we are the most talented, the most wonderful, and the name Saakashvili comes from the liquid that is carried in a jar for analysis. All this is disgusting and unworthy. But you can’t explain to children and teenagers that a smart uncle fools their brains, nurturing in their fragile souls a complex of false superiority over the rest of the world. And then what? You can assert yourself as much as you like by ridiculing others, but this has not yet made anyone stronger and even more intelligent. America will remain America, it will not be lost ... It’s not the stupid Americans, but Zadornov’s programs that stupefy the people, planting images of evil and stupid Georgians, Americans, Estonians ... Just like in ancient times in Russia, crazy wanderers inspired the dark people with nonsense about that people with dog heads live beyond the sea ...

Zadornov despises science

Pyatnitsa turned to professional philologists, candidates of sciences, teachers of Irkutsk universities Svetlana Aksenova and Lyudmila Ryabova for comments.

According to Svetlana Semyonovna Aksenova, from the point of view of the pop genre, what Zadornov does is quite acceptable. But it has nothing to do with science.

I see that Zadornov is certainly an educated person, although he does not have a special philological education. This is an intellectual with a good lexical base. He works with sources, with Dahl's dictionary. Another thing is how he interprets it.

According to Svetlana Aksenova, the etymology that Zadornov derives does not coincide with the scientific one by 85%. He uses the stylistic device of playing on the consonances of words. Svetlana Semyonovna suggested that Zadornov works for people of a philistine warehouse who are used to trying everything on themselves. And the satirist is trying to fit the concepts of this category of people about life into well-known words: “father”, “mother”, “kind”, etc. The comedians of Literaturnaya Gazeta used the same technique twenty years ago, but they did it with the sole purpose - make laugh. Regarding Zadornov's "research" on Russian swearing,

Svetlana Aksenova said briefly: “This is a disgrace! He is working here against the Russian language. He humiliates himself and humiliates people.” According to Lyudmila Ryabova, Zadornov amazes the public with original interpretations of words, but at the same time he irresponsibly juggles the facts and actually deceives the people.

I have been watching Zadornov for a long time, - Lyudmila Genrikhovna shares her impressions, - at first he was witty and intelligent, and now we see some kind of monstrous development of his personality ... He became cynical in relation to the audience, to people. He flirts with the public, plays on the basest feelings... Some of the people have phobias towards foreigners, and he catches them on this. He uses forbidden tricks, which honest man will never allow himself. And he shows with all his behavior that neither science nor culture means anything. He works for an inexperienced audience that looks into his mouth, and he frankly despises her. He is just a monster who, using access to the TV, carries opium for the people.

Philologists are convinced that from the point of view of science, Zadornov's fabrications can be easily refuted. The fact is that he does not understand the main thing: Slavic words by origin belong to different stages. It is no coincidence that scientists reconstruct ancient words in the same way that anthropologists reconstruct the appearance of a bone. ancient man. But Zadornov cheekily calls the common Indo-European roots Russian.

When he says that the bogatyr comes from “God” and “to steal,” says Svetlana Aksenova, “he shows his complete failure. This word comes from the Turkic "bogatur" (brave warrior). A Slav from "yang" and "yin" is generally nonsense ...

He is a deceiver, concluded Lyudmila Ryabova, who plays on the feelings of poorly educated people. This is a very flawed way of self-affirmation, because it is always at the expense of someone. Unfortunately, he greatly influenced the perception of America in our country. When I returned from a scientific trip to the USA, every second person asked me: “So what? Are Americans Really Stupid? And although I didn’t like America, I can’t say that Americans are stupid. It is not true. I talked to them, I learned from them... They are just not like us. But definitely not stupid.

Figlyarsky patriotism

Sergei Ivanov, Doctor of Historical Sciences, Professor: “A professional joker set to work on science. And accepted in both senses. He smashes the generally accepted history and linguistics, and instead of them offers his own versions of the development of Russia and its language. Zadornov's self-satisfied ignorance is so total that, like armor, it protects him from any professional criticism. And it is pointless to try to prove anything to a person who does not accept the axioms of scientific knowledge. This merry fellow should not be dissuaded, but analyzed as a phenomenon ”(from a column in the Vedomosti newspaper, 2008).

Opinions of bloggers

The topic of the rebirth of the satirist writer Zadornov is being actively discussed on the Internet. Some bloggers support him, they say, well done Zadornov. He does more for the country than scientists and politicians. Many of them will remember that they lived in the era of Zadornov. The opposite point of view is more analytical: “I watched the Gordon Quixote program with horror ... Zadornov, of course, needs to be isolated somehow. Comparing him to Hitler is appropriate... he also believed that the Aryans invented all people, and all this during a terrible economic crisis, ”says wattman.

“Those who accuse scientists of having nothing to answer Zadornov should understand - are our scientists obliged to answer all the nonsense that is uttered by the next “historians”? - asks introvertoff. “Of course, telling the world that the Russians were even before the dinosaurs is, of course, funny, but only as a joke. Unfortunately, there are those who take it to heart,” he concludes.

Stellapolare expresses the following opinion about Zadornov's linguo-historical theory: “... believing this is ridiculous from the point of view of philology, but the people are watching, writing down, shaking their heads. TV can't tell lies. So it turns out in fact a philological phantasmagoria. Because all these revolutionary ideas about the great-powerful-Russian-language-proto-language he categorically pours directly on viewers / listeners, most of whom are quite far from philology and concepts of the origin of languages. And, of course, one way or another, this unsubstantiated nonsense is fixed in their heads ... "

U-ded asks the question: “It seemed like nonsense, not worthy of mention even in the factory circulation, not like on Channel One TV: which of us was blown away?”

“Everything is very simple,” an anonymous user believes, “Zadornov has such a business, he simply speculates on the infringement of national pride and lives very well. He doesn't care about anything else. The "argumentation" of his comrades reminded me of a line from Vysotsky's song: "... there are inscriptions in Russian in a public Parisian toilet ...".

“The worst thing,” says ohbabysing, “is when such an insane person has access to such a huge audience, when thousands of people hear that, it turns out, in Latin “egg” - ovum - from the Russian “oval”, and in the word “reason” ra" is the root, and "ra" means light. And even if you close your eyes to the anti-science and delusional nature of the above, imagine what will happen to the gopnicheskie redneck masses if they suddenly hear this crap that all nations and languages ​​have come from Russians. Nazism".