Comic lottery for the hero of the day. Joke lottery

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One of best way decorate any celebration - hold an exciting lottery for the anniversary. For a woman or a man, young or already over sixty, it doesn’t matter whose birthday it is. All invitees and a birthday boy of any age will gladly take part in such fun. But, of course, organizing a lottery requires preliminary preparation.

How to choose lottery prizes

How to make a draw?

Rhyme is more fun!

It will be much more interesting if, in addition to the name of the lot, something else appears on the ticket. It can be, for example, a poem or a riddle dedicated to him. Poetry lots might look like this:

1. Make it a habit for you to take matches with you everywhere!
2. If you are tormented by worries and do not stick with work, do not shed tears in vain - glue will help you here!
3. He will be the first to meet you in the morning, your best friend - a ceramic mug - will give you vivacity!
4. Let the events and hail, well, you need to brush your teeth thoroughly and often! We give you toothpaste!
5. For adults and for kids - a set of colored pencils!
6. Every day and all year round the time is announced, March is coming or January - the calendar will help you!
7. So that the hairstyle does not deteriorate - this is a new comb!
8. A reliable friend for the winter is this glorious hand cream!
9. Anything that comes to mind can be written in a notebook!
10. Your gift is soap! What for? Yes, to be!
11. This fragrant coffee will lead, cheer up and inspire to a feat - according to the pros!
12. Guests came by chance - make strong tea for them!
13. Keep the most useful keychain - so you can't lose your keys!
14. It is well known to all people, a reliable guardian of any home, even a plush one, but a dog, will serve as a good sign for you!
15. So that meetings by the hour, names and addresses you do not often confuse too much - here's a notebook for you!
16. Since childhood, we know perfectly well that this is the best gift, there is no place for sadness where there is a balloon!
17. What to say? With such a gift, life will become colorful and bright, he is a master in this part, a wonderful felt-tip pen!
18. We will give you a wallet - big and real, let the money fly to you more and more often!
19. There is no more appropriate, sweeter and more charming gift! We give you fresh flowers - as a symbol of pure beauty!
20. Everyone knows: it's time for fun, leave everything aside! You have something more important to do: solve the puzzle!
21. It is beautiful and protects the neck - it is always warmer with a scarf in winter!
22. You should not sometimes rely on memory so that you never forget about the past - we want to leave you this well-fed photo album as a gift today!
23. A funny bird toy will help you have fun!
24. Sometimes we want to decorate the interior - here is this cute photo frame for you!
25. To keep track of everything, always carry a notebook with you!
26. And finally, sweetness! Keep a delicious lollipop!
27. For clarifications and corrections - a useful prize, a set of pins!
28. Each clothespin will always help to hold on tenaciously to life!
29. Who, no matter how a mirror, will notice who is the most beautiful here in the world, who is full of unearthly beauty, who needs to shave his mustache!
30. Are we fools with you: without mittens to play snowballs!
31. Any child knows this: so that no one can reproach you for ignorance of etiquette, wear a handkerchief!
32. Even if you are not a policeman and do not play football, a whistle is usually a strong argument, it would suit you very well!
33. It's never too late to learn! If you need to enlarge in the needlework of knowledge - here is an embroidery kit for you!
34. A handy little pencil case helped everyone at least once in their life!
35. On the road, at home and in separation without music, you will die of boredom! Here are your headphones in your pockets - a faithful music lover's assistant!
36. In addition to all the warm words, we give you a sugar bowl so that you drink tea more often and life seems sweeter!
37. So that happiness knocks on you again and again, from the bottom of our hearts we give you a horseshoe!
38. The alarm clock will be useful for you to accurately and quickly get up in the morning!
39. On a trip, whether you are going shopping - you cannot do without a comfortable bag!
40. Let there be plenty of reasons for congratulations and poems - as a gift to you a set of postcards, and a lot of the kindest words!
41. It is not difficult to find yourself in a fairy tale, to turn into any beast: it will be enough to try on this mask one day!
42. A new hair clip will really help you fix your hair!
43. Scented candles will give you a magical evening!
44. Do live roses and tulips sadden you with their end? Here's an artificial set for you, they certainly won't wither!
45. In an apartment, in a hotel, on a train, for a friend - slippers are a necessary thing!
46. In the hallway, in the dining room, in the living room - any apartment will be decorated with a picture!
47. Here is cutlery for you - there is no more useful set in the world!
48. So that your phone is in order - you need a charger!
49. The fan wants to ask you to come - it will come in handy on a hot day!
50. This patterned vase will immediately decorate the situation!

The number of lots involved directly depends on the number of guests and the rules of the lottery. For example, you should think in advance about whether it is permissible for guests to purchase several tickets - and what is the maximum number in this case. The number of lots can be random or symbolic. For example, in a lottery for, there can be exactly the same number of lots.

It can be used for any other holiday.

1. On a ticket, you accidentally got this tea.
2. So that your face and your sock are clean, a piece of fragrant soap gets on the ticket.

3. Whether you are a smoker or a non-smoker, you have come across a suitable prize, and we present you without a doubt a pack of Belomor.4. So that you write off with love, you got envelopes that without stamps, do not defame, you will buy them at the post office.
5. Excuse us that the deficit is closed in this bundle, then go into the corner and quietly unfold - (condoms).
6. Should be happy in abundance from the lottery you now. Three wonderful postcards are prolotted for you.
7. You should not be upset, you have new luck: you got mustard, tasty, dining room.
8. Your win is quite rare, you got a spruce branch; she will make you, no doubt, participate in gardening.
9. Get an air balloon, fly into space to the stars.
10. You should not be angry at winning, you can ride on a branch from here.
11. Surprise you with a rather rare 2 paper napkins.
12. Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
13. The lottery is not at a loss, the win is a spool of thread.
14. We issue without documents: you got this tape.
15. You look beautiful: both clothes and hairstyle, and as a reward, the winnings of the comb did not fall on you in vain.
16. To always be beautiful, hurry up to get the cream.
17. Both in frosts and in snowstorms, you need matches in everyday life.
18. Do not get sick, be strong, we give you pills.
19. In order not to eat you in the dining room, get a bay leaf.
20. You read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
21. Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
22. You listen to advice: fruits are the best diet.
23. You will remember, friends, this sheet of the calendar (the number of a significant event).
24. Oh, you have to be happy to get peas.
25. You got the candy, come visit us.
26. Turned out to be very clever, get a glass of vodka.
27. You will need our gift stocking to use.
28. We pour you wine to drink to the bottom.
29. Do not be sad, hurry to get your gift. If you want to dance, dance, and then the glass is yours.
30. To look younger, to captivate everyone with a smile, this good gain should only be applied (cosmetics).
31. If you have already forgotten how to use a washcloth, then we will advise you to read Moidodyr.
32. To throw off ten years, you don’t need to think for a long time, this wonderful lipstick will give excellent advice.
33. And here is the glorified, fragrant, tasty, melted cheese.
34. If suddenly a child cries, you must appease him. With a rattle you will jump and make you shut up.
35. Machine for painting walls brush.
36. If you have to get a bruise, hurry to attach a souvenir nickel.
37. You are a comrade, you want to be with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
38. Reach out your hand to receive an onion head.
39. You worried a lot, but there is no loss. Beets fell on your ticket to make vinaigrette.
40. Hurry up to get toothpaste to always be neat.
41. Your prize is quite rare - two paper napkins.
42. Do you like sweets, or not - here's a handful of sweets for you.
43. Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby nipple.
44. Your winnings are like manna from heaven - you got a piece of bread.
45. Happiness fell into your hands, you got three potatoes.
46. ​​There is no better win than a plastic bag.
47. We give you this ticket to travel around the world.
48. Newspapers should be read so that you know the world perfectly.
49. The device necessary in case of an accident pin.
50. We have provided you with hooks, but catch pike yourself.
51. Universal panama (handkerchief).
52. Pure glass vase (original bottle shape).
53. Firm "Florena" offers face cream (watercolors).
54. Automatic hairpin for fastening hair (clothespin).
55. Your prize is a glass of wine, it is on your table, drink it to the bottom.
56. Pleasure all night empty.
57. I know you love to write letters, then get this notebook.
58. You got the main prize, get and share (vodka).
59. Of course, you are getting younger, so you look in the mirror more often.
60. A pack of cigarettes for you. Are you satisfied or not?
61. Forget all questions, get cigarettes.
62. Never be discouraged with such a companion, and wipe any place in a hot bath with a washcloth.
63. Don't be angry with us, my friend, you only need boxes of matches.
64. Sew on this button and walk around the world with joy.
65. To keep beautiful hairstyle, We will give you a comb.
66. You and such a companion will not disappear anywhere, a spoon will not come home hungry from any guests.
67. The hen that laid the golden eggs died, and since the golden one has disappeared, get a simple one as soon as possible.
68. But this is a fork - get it, dear.
69. We ask you not to be angry, the lid will also come in handy.
70. If senile sclerosis suddenly overcomes you, tie all four corners of the handkerchief.
71. Children all over the world know that the best toy is a rattle.
72. It's a miracle - it's such a miracle to win a bottle of beer.

1. Mascara or tanning agent - shoe polish, shoe polish.
2. Souvenir "Drink and know the measure" - a thimble.
3. You got a trifle - get a cutter.
4. French cosmetics - colored pencils or felt-tip pens.
5. Pet - a toy mouse.
6. Napkins for ... - toilet paper.
7. A device for giving your head a "brilliant" shape - a machine.
8. Metalwork decoration - paper clips.
9. Ceramic plate individual work- disposable plate
10. Dressing table - mirror.
11. Indian carpet - handkerchief.
12. Crystal vase - glass (disposable).
13. Wall painting machine - brush.
14. The device necessary in case of an accident - a pin.
15. Natural hair wig - washcloth.
16. Automatic latch for fastening hair - clothespin.
17. Pleasure for the whole night. Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby nipple. (dummy)
18. A means for finding rubles is a penny.
19. If you have to get a bruise - hurry to get a souvenir nickel.
20. You want to be a comrade with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
21. Pull your hand - get the head of the bow.
22. You worried a lot, but there is no loss. Beets fell on your ticket to make vinaigrette.
23. Happiness fell into your hands - you got potatoes.
24. There is no better win than a plastic bag.
25. Newspapers should be read in order to know the whole world perfectly.
26. We have provided you with hooks, but catch pike yourself.
27. Do not be angry with us, my friend, you only need boxes of matches.
28. You and your companion will not disappear anywhere, you will not come home hungry from any guests - a spoon.
29. I know you love to write letters, then get this notebook.
30. No one has been so lucky yet! You have won a set of one thousand metal objects (staples for a stapler).
31. Get the key to the apartment, but buy the apartment yourself!
32. We give you this ticket - so that they travel around the whole world.
33. Sexual partner sharpener (pencil).
34. Having received this gift, think a little
Maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby (Pen)
35. Bed hanger (Nail).
36. Dear comrade, get some candy
Just do not eat yourself - treat a neighbor.
37. Lucky for you, kiss the neighbor on the right.

Wedding win-win lottery.

1. Your clothes and hairstyle look great on you.
And as a reward not in vain, you won a comb.

2. Lottery your ticket only pulls on the package.

3. Let's play a deficit, it's not in the store,
I wrote wrong, erase, in vain you are not a mother. Eraser.

4. Everyone wants to have a car,
Whether a woman or a man,
While the banknotes accumulate
We will give you a miniature. Children's machine.

5. They don’t sip with this spoon, they shoe it with this spoon.

6. You are the best guest at the wedding, you got this nail.

7. In this book, write down everything that you suddenly compose,
With whom you ate or drank and to whom you gave flowers. Notebook.

8. Boyfriends and cute girlfriends,
Who wants a rattle toy?
The best remedy from strife and strife
Rattle and lie back on the couch. Beanbag.

9. Snow-white and beautiful, so the tablecloth is just a marvel. Napkins.

10. Your surprise is rare - get three sweets.

11. You are not a brother and not a mother-in-law, you get carrots here.

12. Let this ring with a gem become your amulet. Ringlet.

13. Get an air balloon, fly into space to the stars.

14. Office silicate glue - it is without degrees - do not drink.

15. You should not be upset, you have new luck
On the ticket you got a tablespoon.

16. Here is a Persian carpet for you, it self made,
Put it in your pocket and you won't worry. Handkerchief.

17. You got a pencil, it was not someone else's, now it's yours.

18. Oh, this is our wedding, my legs are already trembling in the morning
On the ruler straight ahead you will reach the table. Ruler.

19. Get your surprise out of the box - four buttons.

20. Since you are not a hero of the day,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you,
Accept better hurry,
Bay leaf sachet.

21. So that you do not lose heart, we have found a book for you.

22. So that you do not lose count, the calendar will come in handy.

23. For those who like to dress up, mirrors are always good.

24. Well, you, my dear friend, got only soap as a prize.

25. This prize is not modest, but always suitable for everyday life. dressing room
paper.

26. You have pasta in the house, a brush will be just right. Toothbrush.

27. Rod in the prize, then nonsense! But the pen - yes!

28. You should not be upset -
You have new luck:
After all, you got mustard -
Delicious dining room.

29. Here's luck, so luck! Keep a penny - save for the country.

30. You don’t have a closet and don’t take it,
And this postal envelope.

31. Expected, perhaps you are a player.
But today, accept this fan.

32. This prize was carefully chosen.
It will definitely come in handy for you. Scotch

33. To mess with food,
A grater will be very useful.

34. This thing is strong and tenacious -
Clothespin will make you happy.

35. It’s not a pity to present such a prize
Here's a wonderful washcloth for you.

36. This prize is rich in joy -
Get chocolate.

37. No brooch or badge for you,
A household hook. wall hook
38. The prize is small,
But I'm used to living with the keys. key ring

39. You will have to work hard -
tinker with our prize. beet

40. So that you live, do not get bored,
Enjoy this tea.

41. If you mess around at the stove, -
Our prize will be very useful. Matchbox

42. So that you remember us,
We will give you the prize now. Card

43. You are great at work, -
Get Lollipop. lollipop - lollipop

44. You don't have a spoon or a ratchet,
And, of course, this brush. clothes brush

45. We have a great prize,
It is for you personally. beer bottle

46. ​​To write letters,
We give you a notebook.

47. Prize - so that the teeth do not hurt,
And you always turned white. toothpaste

48. This thing is very old
And, of course, irreplaceable. spool of thread

49. Delicious prize and fragrant,
You will be very pleased. pack of waffles

50. A wonderful prize - you know
It's not in vain that I'm waiting here.
Get your tasty prize -
Kiss the toastmaster!

We partially found this lottery on the Internet, partially invented it ourselves. Before a family holiday, participants are given colorful home-made numbers, 2-3 can be, depending on the number of participants. Prizes are purchased in advance, or only those numbers are included in the lottery, prizes for which can be easily found on your farm.

JOKE WIN-LOSE LOTTERY "In the family circle"

1. Your win is still ahead, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
2. For your affectionate eyes, a souvenir - read (Tales).
3. A thing that never goes out of fashion. (Laces).
4. Even the old man Koschei himself swept the dust from his ears. (Cotton swab or brush).
5. Here's a ticket, so a ticket, don't rummage through the rooms, consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down. (Paper handkerchiefs).
6. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (A pen).
7. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will ride me on it. (Toy car).
8. If you want to be rich, be rich. (Purse or banknote).
9. Moths ate the tulle yesterday, they were torn to pieces, we give in return (Package) - there is nothing else!
10. Lucky for you, this ball will stop a baby from crying. (Balloon).
11. In order for the pod to be full, you need (Lid /on the jar/).
12. Yes, your lucky ticket, keep it up (Pencil).
13. So that the cap does not blow away with the wind, here's a gift for you (Clip).
14. Do not be bored in the evenings - fragrant drink you (Tea / bag or pack /).
15. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get it (Lollipop- Chupa-Chups).
16. And this decoration is just a feast for the eyes. (Beads made of paper clips or donuts).
17. Come on, dear little friend, get it (Pie).
18. I will not refuse (Kefir) for any blessings of the world.
19. For good people, nothing is a pity, get it quickly, dear, (Washcloth).
20. This ticket will help you remember the subject of bygone childhood years. (Dummy, diaper).
21. Vessel for the use of various /strong/ drinks. (Thimble or plastic cup).
22. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).
23. You and your companion will never disappear, you won’t come home hungry from any guests. (Plastic spoon or fork).
24. That's the prize, that's the thing: (Hug) the neighbor on the left!
25. You were lucky to glory: (Kiss) the neighbor on the right!
26. The yacht fell on this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
27. Pet control agent. (Velcro for flies, a remedy for cockroaches, a fly swatter).
28. You are a great football player or maybe a fan, you got a dashing prize - a substitute for a soccer ball. (Old tin can).
29. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (The envelope).
30. Means for erasing unnecessary thoughts. (Eraser).
31. Congratulations! Your winnings - washing machine"Baby". (Soap).
32. You got a trifle, but nice. (A handful of small coins).
33. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (candle, light bulb)
34. You got a rarity - an old hanger. (Nail).
35. You are desperately lucky - get (Sandwich).
36. This book is not more important, only you are a writer in it. (Notebook).
37. Dear comrade, get (Candy), just don’t eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
38. You got a lady of the heart, but not one, but immediately 5 / 6.7 /, you must be Don Juan? (Matryoshka).
39. Without it, trouble is all around - dirt and cobwebs, but with it - beauty - an excellent picture. Get a household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
40. You got this prize to nibble on in the evenings. (Nuts, seeds).
41. This hat is not easy - this is a shower cap (Shower cap).
42. If you want a new hairstyle - get it, my friend, (Comb).
43. An amazing thing, go out into the circle, you boldly and quickly start dancing, but have fun with us! (Dance).
44. You got such a prize - get up and sing a song to everyone. (Sing a song)
45. Make us laugh heartily - tell us a joke. (Tell a joke).
46. ​​Lucky, so lucky and don't be surprised - jump on one leg, but don't smile! (Jump on one leg).
47. The soul and of course the body should be clean, (Shower gel) get it - and swim boldly!
48. If you like pies, cheesecakes - get it (Vanillin), without it, all these buns are not tasty enough!
49. Well, you have a sweet gift - you got (Chocolate).
50. All honest people should keep their mouths in order. (Toothpaste).
51. Here is the food of the heroes, come on, eat it soon! (Package of instant porridge).
52. What gets stuck between the teeth, she will always get you. (Toothpick).
53. If you want a mane like a lion's - get (Shampoo) then!
54. No need to worry - you (A bag of marmalade), it's delicious, hurry up, marmalade is good!
55. Do you like to meet guests, decorate the table beautifully, to solve this problem you (Napkins) must be given!
56. So that your studies go smoothly, you get (Notebook). You solve problems in it and write more accurately!
57. If it suddenly becomes dark, you are not afraid of anything. We (Lantern) will give you, you will turn on the light yourself.
58. If you want to be strong, like a genie, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
59. So that you can’t count your friends, you need to eat a ton of onions. Well, we'll have to start! And you won't get sick. (Onion).
60. She has a hundred clothes, all clothes without fasteners. We will give you (Cabbage) - the wallet will not be empty.
61. Well, this fellow gets (Cucumber), he is both strong and crispy, he is not sweeter in the world.
62. This gift is for a princess, only a real one, everything is serious, not pretend - we give you (Peas / dry or in a jar /).
63. Do you love potatoes? We will give you some. Chew, chew - do not yawn and treat your neighbors. (1 potato tuber or bag of chips). 64. One hundred diseases will be healed by this miracle - phentocide, staphylococcus will run away if you eat (Garlic).
65. A chicken ran past and lost her testicle, but the testicle is not simple - it’s chocolate. (Chocolate egg).
66. You are in your studies / work / just a dock - get it (Juice bag).
67. To test a friend, you need to chew salt. You will have to eat a whole pood, start (Salt) - that is!
68. To grow big, you have to eat (Mandarin). bright, sweet, delicious fruit- Send more in the mouth.
69. An elephant ran recently, told a terrible dream. As if he sat on the roof ... Well, he sent you (Mouse - a symbol of 2008).
70. Sun, air and water are ours best friends! And so that you don’t get sunstroke on a walk, put on a panama hat and take a calm walk! (Hat from the newspaper).
71. This ticket gives you a flight, a large plane takes off into the sky. (Paper airplane).
72. To sweet life was, it's time to sweeten it! You got (Refined), everyone would be happy with him.
73. Coloring the world with different colors will help you (Paints). Take a brush in your hands and draw fairy tales.
74. You will have to try and please people, greet the guests, (Toast) tell us soon!
75. In order for the broth to be fragrant, it is certainly needed, without ( Bay leaf) all food will be fresh.
76. If you want the dish to stimulate your appetite, add spiciness (Pepper), the taste will surprise you very much!
77. It is no coincidence that in the East this vegetable is respected, as it is called an aphrodisiac (Eggplant)!
78. So that there is no contention, eat (Tomatoes), you will be cheerful and healthy, you will forget the doctors!
79. So that all people in the district admire your skin, (Hand Cream) will always help in this matter!
80. Get together honest people and get up in (Round dance)! You got to start, get up and sing a song!

What usually happens at the festival? Guests play games and contests, dance and even sing. How would you spice up a party? Maybe a joke lottery will help you? For cheerful company such a lottery is both entertainment and fun. With its help you arrange joke game that everyone will love. And at the same time, give gifts to all your guests and friends in a playful way. So, let's see what we offer.

The joke lottery can be played in a variety of ways. We will look at some of them.

Method 1
The first way, even more likely an option, is a comic lottery using beautiful cool phrases. Such a lottery is suitable for friends who are not offended by trifles. After all, someone will get a chic gift in it, and someone will only have two candy wrappers.
We propose to conduct the lottery as follows:
- write all phrases on separate cards or pieces of paper. Put the leaves in a bag and the guests take out one at a time. The host unfolds the sheet and reads out the phrase in which the gift is “hidden”.
Phrase examples:

Method 2
The second method is carried out in exactly the same way as the first. Only the second way is poetry. You write the verses on cards and also put the cards in a bag or on a tray. The guests take one card at a time and the host reads the verses. Then he gives the gift in question.
Examples of poems for cards.