Comic riddles for children or riddles with a trick for ingenuity. Cool riddles Humorous riddles for children

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The funniest genre of riddles is tricks. They are poetic miniatures in which the wrong answer is suggested by rhyme. This type of riddle is especially loved by children. If you answer automatically, funny nonsense comes out.

Cheat riddles are not just a way to have fun. They perfectly train the attention of the child.

In the presented selection there are tricks related to letters and counting, which makes them interesting for children of senior preschool and primary school age. Younger children can be offered riddles about fairy-tale characters, animals and simple everyday things.

For lunch son Vanya
Mom cooks soup in ...
(not a glass, but in a saucepan).
***

Dad tells us in a bass voice:
"I love candy...
(not meat, but with nuts or jam).
***

Grandma asks Arkasha
To eat from a radish ...
(not porridge, but salad).
***

Yulia's mother asked
Pour some tea for her...
(not a pan, but in a cup).
***

And in Voronezh, and in Tula,
Children sleep at night...
(not a chair, but on a bed)
***

I was able to choose
a couple of mittens for...
(not legs, but for hands).
***

Frost crackles in the yard - You wear a hat on ...
(not the nose, but on the head).
***

It became drier on the roads - I have dry ...
(not ears, but legs).
***

Birthday on the nose - we baked ...
(not sausage, but cake).
***

All wheezes, Lada sneezes:
Ate a lot...
(not chocolate, but ice cream).
***

I wanted blue varnish
I paint myself...
(not the body, but the nails).
***

Always dressed in sliders
Sleeping in the garden with a pacifier...
(not grandfather, but brother).
***

Repair roofs, furniture, frames,
They go fishing...
(not mothers, but fathers).
***

Doll dresses, panties
Always love to sew...
(not boys, but girls).
***

Probably two hundred years
Petina…
(not to the bride, but to the turtle).
***

All black, like a rook,
Climbing from our roof...
(not a doctor, but a chimney sweep).
***

Included in the class for first-graders
Only fearless...
(not a diver, but a teacher).
***

cold place
In our house it is…
(not a stove, but a refrigerator).
***

There is no point in all this argument - take the fabric cut ...
(not an ax, but scissors).
***

To iron a T-shirt, shorts,
Mom plugs in...
(not a watch, but an iron).
***

He is a reliable guard
The door cannot be without...
(not a tap, but a lock).
***

We welcome all guests:
Drink them freshly ground...
(not tea, but coffee).
***

Kings are all in portraits
Drawn in…
(not berets, but in crowns).
***

To my little sisters
Bought for the summer...
(not boots, but sandals).
***

Let's pick a bunch of flowers
And now we will weave ...
(not a hat, but a wreath).
***

Old women go to the market
Buy yourself...
(not toys, but products).
***

Hockey players heard crying
The goalkeeper missed them ...
(not a ball, but a puck).
***

Every day summer is closer to us,
We'll all be up soon...
(not skis, but skateboards or roller skates).
***

At Irinka and Oksanka
Tricycles are…
(not sleds, but bicycles).
***


For vaccinations and injections
Mothers take their children to...
(not to schools, but to the clinic).
***

Fruits, snacks, drinks, wine -
The table is set for lunch at…
(not a movie, but a restaurant).
***

We remember easily:
Number one letter...
(not O, but A).
***

round head,
Same shape letter...
(not A, but O).
***

The bunny went out for a walk
the paws of the hare are exactly ...
(not five, but four).
***

You look at the bird
The bird's legs are straight ...
(not three, but two).
***

The teacher said to Ira,
That two is more than...
(not four, but one).
***

You will sleep in class
You will receive an answer...
(not five, but two).
***

Everything is dressed in white snow -
So it's coming...
(not summer, but winter).
***

At night, every window
Weak lighting...
(not the sun, but the moon).
***

Friend of animals and friend of children
Good doctor...
(not Barmaley, but Aibolit).
***

Crows awake
Dear, kind...
(not a pig, but a rooster).
***

tall, long-legged,
He is not too lazy to fly -
On a straw roof
Settled...
(not a deer, but a stork).
***

As soon as the light of day went out,
Wandered in the dark...
(not a rooster, but an owl).
***

Chick-chirp! Chick-chirp! -
Who raised a cheerful cry?
Don't scare this bird!
Made a noise...
(not a parrot, but a sparrow).
***

Four lions under the tree
One is gone, one is left...
(not two, but three).
***

Found five berries in the grass
And I ate one, left ...
(not two, but four).
***

The mouse counts the holes in the cheese:
Three plus two is just...
(not four, but five).
***

Who will take off from the flower just about?
Multicolored...
(not a hippopotamus, but a moth).
***

From the palm tree down to the palm tree again
Leaping smartly...
(not a cow, but a monkey).
***

A simple question for kids:
Who is the cat afraid of?
(not mice, but dogs).
***

Fan tail, crown on head.
There is no better bird than...
(not a crow, but a peacock).
***

In more often, head up,
howling with hunger...
(not a giraffe, but a wolf).
***

Who gnaws on a pine cone?
Well, of course it is...
(not a bear, but a squirrel).
***

Kwa-kva-kva - what a song!
What could be more interesting
What could be more fun?
And sings to you...
(not a nightingale, but a frog).
***

Run out to the shore!
Toothy floats...
(not a parrot, but a crocodile).
***

How? Unknown so far:
The secret is the secret
This beast is like a traffic light
Its color changes.
In green, yellow ... Scare -
And blush...
(not a parrot, but a chameleon).
***

Ate a hare and catches the second
fiery redhead...
(not a cow, but a fox).
***

He walked boldly through the forest,
But the fox ate the hero.
At parting, the poor thing sang.
His name was...
(not Cheburashka, but Kolobok).
***

And beautiful and sweet
Only very small!
slender figurine,
And they call...
(not the Snow Maiden, but Thumbelina).
***

I'm beautiful, I'm flying
And in the spring I melt from the sun.
Guess quickly
Who is this? ...
(not a sparrow, but snow).
***

He's a big naughty and comedian
He has a house on the roof.
Boastful and arrogant,
And his name is...
(not Dunno, but Carlson).
***

I get up early in the morning
I'll drink everyone's milk
I chew grass across the river,
What's my name? ...
(not a sheep, but a cow).
***

Lived in a bottle for hundreds of years
Finally saw the light
He has grown a beard
This kind...
(not Santa Claus, but Old Man Hottabych).

Everyone is afraid of me
I can bite
I fly and eat -
I'm looking for a victim
I don't play games at night
Guess who I am? ...
(not a tiger, but a mosquito).
***

I bark and bite
I guard your house
I always look into my eyes
What is my name? ...
(not a goat, but a dog).
***

With blue hair
And big eyes
This doll is an actress
And her name is...
(not Alice, but Malvina).
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And capricious, and stubborn,
AT Kindergarten doesn't want...
(not mother, but daughter).

Riddles can be designed not only for knowledge, but also for ingenuity. And to make the question interesting, it is presented in a fun, non-standard form. Cool riddles with answers for children and adults, they are attracted by the fact that they teach resourcefulness, intelligence, original reasoning, developing in children individuality, the ability to express and defend their own opinion. Through such communication, parents notice enthusiasm, activity, and a desire to show off their minds in their children. Below are funny riddles for adults and children on topics:

  • human and nature;
  • about animals;
  • school;
  • geography;
  • road theme;
  • about food;
  • different;
  • with a trick.

Human and nature

What is the name of the shadow from the horseradish plant?

(Fuck)

Where you can see cities, but without houses; rivers, but without water; forests completely without a single tree?

(On the geographical map)

About animals

Why sparrows can eat some grain, but a horse can't.

(The sparrow will not eat the horse, it is small)

What is the best way to catch a tiger in a cage?

(Tiger striped, not plaid)

On what animal do people walk and cars drive?

(Across the zebra)

For the heron it is in front, and for the hare it is behind.

(Letter "c")

School

Why is a student exposed during a lesson?

(Out the door)

road theme

What to do if you are sitting in a car, but you can’t reach the pedals?

(Change to the driver's seat)

Geography

Which city is made up of male name and one side of the world?

(Vladivostok)

What is the name of the river that "sits" in the mouth?

(Gum)

The name of which country consists of two pronouns and a small horse between them?

(Japan)

About food

What is not eaten either raw or boiled?

What is the name of the product of 2 notes?

(Beans)

Miscellaneous

What was the first semiconductor?

(Ivan Susanin)

How is an elephant different from a piano?

(It will be possible to lean against an elephant, but not to get attached to the piano)

Thief and tree. What unites them?

(They are planted)

When is a person called a tree?

(Pine)

When will the foal be a horse?

(Never a child will be a horse)

What is the name of the first woman to own a flying device?

What letter has the "roof gone"?

(Was "B", became "b")

What unites a policeman, a grandmother and a persimmon?

(They all knit)

Around the water, and in the middle - the law.

(The prosecutor is bathing)

It goes both uphill and downhill, but always in place.

(Road)

Riddles with a trick

Intricate and fun puzzles for parents encourage adults to willingly participate in games, because moms and dads also want to feel a little like children. Funny, witty and funny answers captivate both small and large.

How do day and night usually end?

(soft sign)

Whiskers, noisy and big, does not like hares.

(Trolleybus)

Why is the dog running?

(On the ground)

The hare hid in the rain. Under what bush?

(under wet)

How to see through a wall?

(Through the window)

The headless man is in the room. When does it happen?

(When he sticks his head out of an open window)

The fire engulfed rich and poor house. Which one will the police put out?

(Police - none, firefighters do it)

What kind of cork will not stop up a single bottle?

(Road)

You can tie it, you can't untie it. What's this?

(Conversation)

To whom even the president takes off his hat?

(In front of the hairdresser)

2 liters of milk fit in liter jar? How is this possible?

(Milk turned into cottage cheese)

How to write the word "duck" in 2 cells?

(The letter "u" is in one cell, the punctuation mark "dot" is in another)

Which weapon contains the number and years?

(Pistol)

How many digits does the number 100 have?

(Out of 2: 1 and 0)

A man has one, a crow has two, a bear has none at all. What's this?

(letter "o")

What is the difference between the Volga River and the Pope?

(Pop is a father, and Volga is a mother)

Playing riddles with a child, adults thereby expand the child's horizons and have a beneficial effect on the comprehensive development of a small person. Children are especially fascinated by cool, funny riddles. In childhood, people have their first contact with humor, which in later life often comes to the rescue in difficult times.

“Ha, cool!”, “Listen, great!”, “Actually, cool!”. Do you know how to make your friends, colleagues, acquaintances tell you this in response? Just ask them funny riddles. Let them think, guess, and then tell them the answer. Relax for a few minutes and have fun. You yourself know that one minute of laughter prolongs life by fifteen minutes ... conditionally :-)

Why does Santa Claus deliver gifts alone, and Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden?
Answer: Santa Claus will get home after the New Year's Eve, and Santa Claus must be dragged by someone
Mikhail Bagdanov, Moscow
9082

Where can you relax New Year for 100 rubles?
Answer: in 1975
Mikhail Bagdanov, Moscow
7513

How long until the New Year?
Answer: 500 rubles
Mikhail Bagdanov, Moscow
6716

When is a person a tree?
Answer: Pine
Astakhova Vika, St. Petersburg
4502

Why do students usually get kicked out of class?
Answer: Out the door
Kharitonov Maxim, Moscow
6864

What happens when you combine Microsoft and iPhone?
Answer: microphone
14201

Two women - nothing. Woman and man - somehow. Two men - anyway.
Answer: toilet
12846

Sober at the New Year's banquet is only ...?
Answer: Christmas tree
11810

Muzzle stuck in the lawn?
Answer: Know it was OMON
13709

What should be done to make a blonde's eyes light up?
Answer: Shine a blonde in the ear
10989

What should you do if you get into the car and your feet don't reach the pedals?
Answer: Move to the driver's seat
9925

What should you do if you sit in the driver's seat, and your feet still do not reach the pedals?
Answer: Turn around to face the steering wheel
7428

What is behind the military unit?
Answer: Military fully
OSSETIAN IRONMAN, VLADIKAVKAZ
2375

What does a woman do with her mouth and do men love it so much?
Answer: Eating
Lahmanova Anya, Peter
2704

The very first semiconductor in the world?
Answer: Ivan Susanin
8656

What is cleanliness?
Answer: Pure mass divided by pure volume, ept
8897

What is the name of the shadow from the horseradish plant?
Answer: Crap
Vova
3327

Name a 5-letter word containing the letters: p, z, d, a.
Answer: West
9994

A sparrow can eat a handful of grain, but a horse cannot. Why?
Answer: The sparrow is too small to eat a horse.
Vika, Novosibirsk
2567

What does a watchman do when a sparrow sits on his head?
Answer: Asleep
ageeva veronica, p.Petrovsky
1783

Why didn't Koshchei the Deathless have children?
Answer: Because he has only one egg, and that is far away.
Vadyara, Specific
2029

Lights up but doesn't heat up.
Answer: 15 years of strict regime
anonymous, Saransk
2229

What is the difference between an elephant and a piano?
Answer: You can lean against an elephant, but you cannot lean against a piano.
anonymous
2087

Am I with a roll on the balcony or at home?
Answer: I shit in the toilet
Anonymous
2172

What will happen to the young people who will be drafted into the army in 2012?
Answer: Will serve until the end of the world
Andrew
1388

Where else, besides the Christmas tree, do children shout “Santa Claus, come out!”?
Answer: Near the toilet
6966

There are three kinds of people. 1) People who believe in Santa Claus. 2) People who don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) What is the third option?
Answer: Santa Claus himself
4224

What is the fear of Santa Claus called?
Answer: claustrophobia
4808

In autumn, on a rainy gray day, who ran through the city?
Answer: Dumpling (made from deer)
foxgor arthur
1322

Why do goats have sad eyes?
Answer: Because the husband is a goat
Kopturova Saniya, Omsk
2389

How to catch a tiger in a cage?
Answer: There is no tiger in a cage, a tiger in a strip.
Anonymous
2231

Millions of people do this every night.
Answer: Go online
salaxova elmira
1467

What lengthens when it is picked up, passed between the breasts and thrust into the hole?
Answer: Safety belt
Doll Katya, Taganrog

Maybe you got to this page after looking at the previous huge selection, in which very much were collected. But, as I said, all the riddles with funny answers did not fit on it. Therefore, as Carlson said, we continue the conversation! 🙂 More precisely, we continue to solve funny riddles and gradually slide under the table from laughter. Well, since it’s hard to think in this state, we immediately give the answers. In general, here we have riddles with answers that are funny and very funny. Guess!

Why difficult riddles dangerous to people?

Answer. Because people break their heads over them.

From which bird do you need to pluck feathers to get morning, afternoon, evening, and night at once?

Answer. Day

How far does the hare run in the forest?

What can be cooked but not eaten?

Answer. Homework, cement mortar ... ..

One eye, one horn, only I am not a rhinoceros.

Answer. The cow peeks around the corner.

There are 16 chickens, 4 rabbits, 2 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 8 hens in the yard. The owner came with the dog. How many legs were there?

Answer. Two legs. The rest are paws.

Under which tree does the wolf sit when it rains?

Answer. Wet under.

The man was driving a huge truck. The headlights of the car were not on. There was also no moon in the sky. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her?

How to say correctly: “I don’t see a white yolk” or “I don’t see a white yolk”?

Answer. I don't see the yellow yolk.

Even though we have four legs -

We are not mice or cats.

Although we all have backs -

We are not sheep or pigs.

We are not horses, even on us

You sit down many times.

Answer. Chairs.

There are two ears on the body, but no head.

The answer is Casserole.

I walked along one road, suddenly found two roads.

I immediately went two by two, entered two closets.

Answer. Pants.

What will get the back of your head with your teeth?

Answer. Comb.

You turn it - a wedge, you turn it - a pancake.

Answer. Umbrella.

You enter through one door and exit through three.

You think you're out, but you're actually in.

Answer. Shirt.

Between two luminaries I sit alone.

Answer. Nose.

This thing is functional: you can sweep it.

Well, it’s possible (it’s not a secret!) to fly on it under a cloud.

Answer. Broom.

What dishes can not be eaten?

Answer. From empty.

I held your tail tightly in my hand.

You flew suddenly - I ran after.

Answer: Balloon.

If he falls, he jumps, but if you hit him, he doesn't cry.

Answer: ball

Lies on the back - no one needs. Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy.

Answer. Stairs.

Which plant knows everything?

Answer: Horseradish

What is it - a small, white blood sucks?

Answer: Tampon

A sparrow can eat a handful of grain, but a horse cannot. Why?

Answer. The sparrow is too small to eat the horse.

Lights up but doesn't heat up.

Answer: term

What does a watchman do when a sparrow sits on his head?

Answer: Sleep

What is the difference between a man and a locomotive?

Answer: The locomotive first whistles, and then starts moving. And a person - on the contrary: first he will move, and then he will whistle.

What is the difference between an elephant and a piano?

Answer: You can lean against an elephant, but you cannot lean against a piano.

Why do goats have sad eyes?

Answer: Because her husband is a goat.

Is it possible to catch a tiger in a cage?

Answer: You can't. There is no caged tiger, there is a striped tiger.

There is a mountain, and there is a hole in it, there is no passage. Say the answer!

Answer: LOH.

A carpenter gets drunk into a board, a glazier into smithereens, a shoemaker into an insole. The fireman - in the chimney, the medic - until he lost his pulse. How drunk is the writer?

Answer: Up to the handle.

What did Anna Karenina leave as a legacy to modern fashion?

Answer. Platform shoes.

He sits in the park, speaks French.

Answer: French.

Once upon a time there was a beast with the letter "u", cleaning its muzzle.

Hippo on the letter "b", and a rooster on the letter "p",

Crocodile with the letter "k", and a boar with the letter "k".

Platypus on the letter "u". What kind of animal with the letter "u"?

Answer: My cat's name is Yulia.

The rooster weighs three kilograms, standing on one leg. How many kilograms will he weigh if he stands on two legs?

Answer: Three kilograms.

Which mouse walks on two legs?

Answer: Mickey Mouse.

What kind of duck walks on two legs?

Answer: All ducks.

Why do girls in Paris have red hair?

Answer: On the ground.

What do a tree and a thief have in common?

Answer: Both are imprisoned.

Takes in one place, gives in another place.

Answer: ATM.

What is the longest word in Russian?

Answer: A word about Igor's regiment.

What can't be done in space?

Answer: hang yourself.

Why is the flounder flat?

Answer: Because I slept with a whale.

When the goat is seven years old, what will happen next?

Answer: The eighth will go.

The more of them, the less weight. What's this?

Answer: holes.

I may be a fool, but it's nice to feel stuffed.

Answer: stomach

How can you jump down a ten-meter ladder and not hurt yourself?

Answer: You have to jump from the bottom step

What question cannot be answered with "yes"?

Answer: Are you sleeping?

What is between the window and the door?

Answer: The letter "and"

What question can't be answered with "no"?

Answer: Are you alive?

I walk on my head, although I also walk on my feet.

I go barefoot, although - and in boots.

Answer: A nail in a boot.

When can a person be in a room without a head?

Answer: When he sticks it out of the window.

When a horse is bought, what does it look like?

Answer: Wet.

Why did people under Catherine II go upside down?

Answer: On the ground.

What is the difference between the Volga and the priest?

Answer: Pop is a father, and Volga is a mother.

The two are talking to each other.

- Is it black? asked the first.

No, is it red?

Why is she white then?

Yes, because it's green.

What was it about?

Answer: About red currant.

A man has one, a crow has two, and a hare has none. What's this?

Answer: The letter "o"

What is the difference between a needle and a horse?

Answer: Jump on a horse and then sit down. And, but on a needle - on the contrary: first you sit down, and then you jump.

They don't eat it raw, but throw it away boiled?

Answer: Bay leaf.

What does the heron have in front, and what does the hare have behind? Answer: The letter "C".

How many months in a year have 28 days?

Answer: All months.

How do day and night end?

Answer: Soft sign.

The table top has four corners. I'll take a saw, I'll drink one. Reader, prepare your answer now. How many corners does the lid have?

Answer: Five or three.

The crow flies, and the dog sits on the tail. Could it be?

Answer: Maybe. The dog sits on its own tail.

What is under a person's feet when he walks across the bridge?

Answer: Shoe sole

Fluff flew for an hour, flew for two hours, flew for a day. Where did the fluff come from?

Answer: Duck

What bird consists of forty identical letters?

Answer: Magpie

Grandmother Glasha has a granddaughter Sasha, a cat Snezhok and a dog Fluff. How many grandchildren does grandmother Glasha have?

Answer: One - Sasha

The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope, and walked three hundred meters. How did she do it?

Answer: The rope was not tied to anything.

The bull has two, the bottle has only one, and the grandson has none.

Answer: Letter "B"

Can a turkey call itself a bird?

Answer: No, he can't speak.

A child will lift from the ground, but a strong man will not throw over a fence.

Answer: Fluff

Birds flew over the village, a kite, a pike and a tit, three swifts and five eels. How many birds, tell me quickly?

Answer: Five: a kite, a tit and three swifts

Two people were playing checkers. Each played five games and won five times. Is it possible?

Answer: Maybe if both people played with other people

There is a tub in the yard, and in that tub there is a frog. How many frogs would there be if there were five tubs?

Answer: Can't answer, probably none

Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?

Answer: bald

What is the scariest river?

Answer: Tigris River

Two boys walked, they found a pretty penny. How much money will they find if the girls go.

Answer: Most likely nothing.

Imagine that you are a driver. The train has nine carriages, each with two conductors aged thirty to forty. How old is the driver?

Answer: As many as the one who answers

From such physical activity she might go crazy.

Answer: Jaw

Which pet starts with a "T"?

Answer: cockroach

Three, three, three and three ... What will happen?

Answer: hole

I found her in the yard. I have been looking for it for a long time and have not found it. Brought it home to find it here. (Splinter).

What do milk and hedgehog have in common?

Answer: Both can fold

What can't be eaten for breakfast?

Answer: lunch and dinner

What will happen to the blue ball if it falls into the Red Sea?

Answer: get wet

Can an ostrich call itself a bird?

Answer: No, because he can't speak.

What is: black - on three legs?

Answer: Piano

If it weren't for grandma's shaggy, grandpa's paws would freeze.

Answer: Mittens.

Lies on the back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy.

Answer: stairs

Who is ready to give us an answer: with a head, but without brains.

Answer: Onion, garlic, cheese

There is a pile in the middle of the yard. In front - a pitchfork, behind - a broom.

Answer: cow

Sits under the window - like a cat.

Eyes like a cat and nose like a cat.

Whiskers like a cat and tail like a cat.

Purrs like a cat, but it's not a cat. And who is this?

Answer: cat

Two legs - on three legs, and the fourth - in the teeth.

Then four ran up and ran away with one.

They shouted two for three and three for four.

But four squealed and ran away with one.

Answer: A child with a chicken foot in his teeth riding a tricycle

Who was the first traffic cop in Russia?

Answer: Nightingale the Robber

There is a mop, and in that mop there are seven hundred and two.

Answer: Poppy box

Everyone knows that two squared equals four, three squared equals nine.

What is an angle squared?

Answer: The angle of a square is ninety degrees.

Everyone knows that three cubed equals twenty-seven. Four cubed equals sixty-four. And the language in the cube?

Answer: The language in Cuba is Spanish

Around - hair, in the middle - sausage.

Answer: Corn

Whose mustache is longer than their own legs?

Answer: cockroach

Two nails fell into the water. What is the surname of a Georgian?

Answer: Rusted

Which word always sounds wrong?

Answer: "False"

He walks, wanders, staggers, comes home - falls apart.

Answer: Broom

One head, two backs, six legs. What's this?

Answer: The man in the chair

How many letters are in the alphabet?

Answer: Seven: A-L-F-A-V-I-T

The bull is behind, and the cow is in front. What's this?

Answer: The letter "K"

What are the similarities between a motorcyclist and a chicken?

Answer: Both sit down and rush

A and B were sitting on the pipe. A went abroad, B sneezed and went to the hospital. What's left on the pipe?

Answer: Letter B, And went to the hospital

What is the difference between crest and Ukrainian?

Answer: Ukrainian - one who lives in Ukraine; Khokhol - the Ukrainian who lives outside of Ukraine

Answer: Brass Band

What penny can't buy anything?

Answer: Pig nose

Why aren't robots afraid of anyone?

Answer: Because they have nerves of steel

What disease does no one get sick on land?

Answer: Marine

What is this cow that does not give milk?

Answer: Greedy beef

What notes can be used to measure distance?

Answer: Mi-la-mi

Melting, but not ice, sailing away, but not a boat

Answer: salary

What kind of horse is this that does not eat oats?

Answer: Chess

What can be in an empty pocket?

Answer: hole

Why are students usually kicked out of the classroom?

Answer: Out the door

Who is "all covered with greenery?"

Answer: New Russian

What pronouns bridges spoil?

Answer: I-We

Which clock shows the correct time twice a day?

Answer: Those that are worth

It is on 4 legs - large, green, fleecy. And if it falls from a tree, it will kill you.

Answer: billiard table

They beat him with a hand and a stick - no one feels sorry for him.

Why are they beating the poor guy? Yes, because he is inflated.

Answer: ball

Bent over the river. Their deal is this:

The river will exchange a perch for a worm.

Answer: rod

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